Hi!

[Bland]

Newbie bashing is so passé. Give us some thing to work with do you have any handicaps, mental defects or other personality disorders?
All of which would be very helpful in 'abusing' you.

I have a severe bruise on my ankle. That is really my only handicap or defect. Sorry, that is why I am so bland.

Let's just forget the whole thing. :-(