08-24-2003, 10:35 AM
I used to never shit in public bathrooms, until I started taking my infamous t-rex sized shits. Now I try to shit as much as possible at work. Having to shit on my days off complicates things a bit, especially with 3 days off instead of 2, but if I know it's going to be massive I'll just go to Walmart and let loose until the shit accumulates up to within an inch of my ass. Then I'll leave without flushing... AND without buying anything. hahaha, suckers!!