08-29-2003, 01:57 AM
Second or third week of my first semester of college. It must have been at least 16" long, 4" wide, no joke. It was from the bottom of the bowl up to about 4" out of the water. It didn't even hurt coming out, it felt completely normal. And the weirdest part was it was the cleanest shit I ever took, just 1 wipe was all I needed. I didn't even bother trying to flush; I knew I'd just end up running out of the bathroom with a trail of water behind me.
So 10 minutes later someone was going room to room inviting people in to look at it, wondering if it were real or some (excellent) prank. Of course I didn't admit to it, I was still new to these people. One guy insisted it came from a gay guy. I just laughed along and denied everything. Then some hick managed to flush it down, and the greatest accomplishment of my life was gone ... just like that.
Ah, college.
So 10 minutes later someone was going room to room inviting people in to look at it, wondering if it were real or some (excellent) prank. Of course I didn't admit to it, I was still new to these people. One guy insisted it came from a gay guy. I just laughed along and denied everything. Then some hick managed to flush it down, and the greatest accomplishment of my life was gone ... just like that.
Ah, college.