08-31-2003, 04:23 AM
About a month ago I was driving home from work and my belly was killing me.
I had a super turd knocking on my asshole wanting out.
After berating myself for not shitting at work I did the unthinkable.
I stopped at a gas station.
I had to go i and get a key, of course, so when I stuck the key in the lock and opened the door...
This smell of Jew death hit me in the face. Someone had shit all over the toilet, man.
On the floor, on the tank, some in the bowl etc. you know the kind.
The kicker is...
Not only was the shit fresh but it had finger swipe marks in it like the culprit had slipped and put their hand down to catch their balance.
Well needless to say I couldn't shit there not to mention I had to return the key.
So I go back into the store to return the key and there are customers all over the place.
I sometimes stop at this store for gas so I feel like I have to tell the clerk about the bathroom just to assure myself they don't think I did it.
I lean over to the clerk and say "Hey man, someone destroyed that bathroom and I just wanted you to know it wasn't me".
The clerk looked just over my shoulder and said "Do you have something to tell me, sir?"
I turned around and the dude who had borrowed the bathroom key just before I did was still in the store! He looked at the clerk and said "I'm sorry, I'm alittle sick...I'm looking for Pepto Bismol right now".
I felt like a tatle tale but hey man.
If you were going to do something like that...wouldn't you leave the scene of the crime?
I had a super turd knocking on my asshole wanting out.
After berating myself for not shitting at work I did the unthinkable.
I stopped at a gas station.
I had to go i and get a key, of course, so when I stuck the key in the lock and opened the door...
This smell of Jew death hit me in the face. Someone had shit all over the toilet, man.
On the floor, on the tank, some in the bowl etc. you know the kind.
The kicker is...
Not only was the shit fresh but it had finger swipe marks in it like the culprit had slipped and put their hand down to catch their balance.
Well needless to say I couldn't shit there not to mention I had to return the key.
So I go back into the store to return the key and there are customers all over the place.
I sometimes stop at this store for gas so I feel like I have to tell the clerk about the bathroom just to assure myself they don't think I did it.
I lean over to the clerk and say "Hey man, someone destroyed that bathroom and I just wanted you to know it wasn't me".
The clerk looked just over my shoulder and said "Do you have something to tell me, sir?"
I turned around and the dude who had borrowed the bathroom key just before I did was still in the store! He looked at the clerk and said "I'm sorry, I'm alittle sick...I'm looking for Pepto Bismol right now".
I felt like a tatle tale but hey man.
If you were going to do something like that...wouldn't you leave the scene of the crime?