10-02-2003, 08:45 PM
If James Earl Jones spoke directly to me, I'd probably need to change my shorts. He has the coolest voice ever ever ever.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.