Gold Bond!!!

[crx girl]

So i'm at alkeys house taking a shower after the softball game.

Did you shower?

yeah thanks, pat.

ok, cool.

glad you had that gold bond in there.

why?

eh, powdered up my balls a bit.

what?!?!?!?!

I used some of your gold bond on my sack.

YOU PUT THE GOLD BOND ON YOUR BALLS!!!

yeah, why?

I use that for my feet!!!!!!!

I had a hearty chuckle, indeed.

i was there!!!!

and gold bond rocks. for the feet though i reccomend dr schoals or however you spell it, peppermint foot lotion, mmmmmmmmtinggly