post funny AIM conversations

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FIoydswat: Hi
Jemo123: hi-who is this?
FIoydswat: it's froy
Jemo123: oh hi froy...whats going on?
FIoydswat: nothing much man
FIoydswat: i have a slight problem
Jemo123: ok
FIoydswat: i heard sephiroth is in some trouble and so are you
FIoydswat: what is that all about?
FIoydswat: i have been getting IM's like crazy
Jemo123: well could i ask you a question first?
FIoydswat: some sort of car accident
FIoydswat: yes?
Jemo123: why is it that "floydswat" is away and sleeping when you are IMing me with and I instead of and l?
FIoydswat: please do not turn this around on these semantics on my name
FIoydswat: i wanna know what the problem is
Jemo123: well i'm fine'
Jemo123: and seph just signed off, and told me something about a car accident...i have no idea whats going on
FIoydswat: i know you are fine but what about this person you hit with seph on the curb?
FIoydswat: ooh it was just seph?
FIoydswat: not you?
Jemo123: ok this isn't froy-who is it?
FIoydswat: this is froy i am on my other name when i do not want to be bothered
FIoydswat: please keep it to yourself
Jemo123: i didn't hit anyone on the curb, i don't even have a car
FIoydswat: ok well i am a little upset about the whole situation
FIoydswat: this could be bad for the board
Jemo123: what did you hear?
FIoydswat: i have been hearing bits and pieces from several members about you and sephiroth in a car and hitting someone on the curb
FIoydswat: if this gets back and affects the board i will have to ban you both
Jemo123: me? do you even know where i am?
FIoydswat: no i do not
Jemo123: i'm at school, 200 miles away from wherever seph is....i don't know how i got put into this
FIoydswat: hmm well i am glad to hear you were not involved
FIoydswat: i have yet to speak with sephiroth
FIoydswat: what is his AIM name?
Jemo123: hitokiri182
FIoydswat: ok i will straighten this out
FIoydswat: i hope you are being honest with me
FIoydswat: if i find out you were involved that will call for banishment
Jemo123: listen, i am in freaking maryland, i am hearing crazy stories from 4 people, my roomate is throwing up in the bathroom, and i don't know what the hell is going on
FIoydswat: why is he throwing up?
FIoydswat: does he know something?
FIoydswat: was he involved?
Jemo123: whoa-what are you talking about?
FIoydswat: I am asking if your roomate is involved in this hit and run
Jemo123: we are both in maryland, how in the world could we be involved in whatever you are talking about?
FIoydswat: I am just asking no need for that tone, I am trying to help and sort out this mess
Jemo123: well so am i
Jemo123: i just got back to my room and am getting really freaked out by a lot of people
FIoydswat: have you been drinking?
Jemo123: yeah i did drink, but i'm ok now, and i have no idea what anyone is talking about, so please explain what is going on
FIoydswat: ahh so you did drive drunk
FIoydswat: i knew you were lying
Jemo123: i don't even have a car to drive!!!!
Jemo123: i'm in god damn maryland
FIoydswat: not after you hit someone
FIoydswat: you ditched the car
Jemo123: hold on - so this is froy right?
FIoydswat: yes
Jemo123: tell me what e-mail i just sent you email from then.
FIoydswat: Look i am not playing these little games with you my friend i am trying to be helpful. Not my fault you ran someone over
Jemo123: i didn't run anyone over! i don't even have a car to run anyone over with! now either tell me what email i sent you a message from, or i'm assuming that you're someone else and lying to me
FIoydswat: assume what you want, but i hope you get life for vehicular manslaughter
Jemo123: without a vehicle?
Jemo123: i'm at college, i don't even have a car
FIoydswat: hey don't tell me your stories save it for the cops
Jemo123: ok "froy" whatever
FIoydswat: Maryland likely story
FIoydswat: some alibi
Jemo123: ok wow - this definately isn't froy
FIoydswat: yeah yeah blame me for your alcohol induced mistakes
FIoydswat: i suppose that definately wasn't a guy you hit with your car
FIoydswat: and he isn't dead
FIoydswat: you're gonna burn for this one
Jemo123: ok this is one of 3 people, and i'm not sure which one it is, and i am not fucking amused
FIoydswat: one of which three people?
FIoydswat: this i would love to hear
Jemo123: i only talked to 3 people since i got back to my room when you IMed me, and you're one of them, now who is this?
FIoydswat: well i am neither of those 3
FIoydswat: i am me
Jemo123: because there is no way this is froy
FIoydswat: believe what you want
FIoydswat: likely story
Jemo123: yeah ok
FIoydswat: tell it to maryland PD
Jemo123: you're froy right?
FIoydswat: hope the cuffs don't hurt much
FIoydswat: I do not want to be associated with a known felon, bye