I am such a bad person :Sadface: - I broke it and didn't pay for it.

[GonzoStyle]

I was at the local bodega today and I was getting some stuff. I got my doggy some alpo, I got the new Boxing magazines, I also got some cleaning products and a bottle of snapple. I thought I could handle it all but alas the bottle of snapple fell out of my grasp.

It fell and brokded allover the floor, luckily there was an ambulence wailing outside and it was rather noisy so no one heard it.

So I just got another snapple and put it in my coat pocket to make sure it wouldn't break. Then in my speedy need to get out asap, I forgot the snapple bottle and didn't pay for it. I been going to this bodega for years, so the guys know me there and would never even think I would steal. I been goin there since I was 5 years old or so.

So not only did I break the snapple bottle and leave it for them to clean without fessing up to it but I also stole the other bottle. There was a bunch of mexican kids there unsupervised so I figured if anything I would blame it on them.

I feel so horrible now, I haven't even opened my snapple yet.

I thought the only thing you people stole was land.

BLAH BLAH BLAH NIGGER BLAH BLAH BLAH