I'm growing a tail

[GonzoStyle]

I hate when you held the shit in after going through some shit (no pun).

Like you been tryin to get home, you couldnt find your keys, the elevator took forever, or whatever. Finally you get to the toilet, you are by the seat already. You've made it after holdin it in for so long and now you wanna get your pants off but you can't. All of a sudden the shit done figured it's coming out now and thats it. If you move an inch to try and get your pants off you will shit allover yourself and it would be horrible cause you'd have failed after so long.

2 fuckin seconds man!!!!