I'm growing a tail

[GonzoStyle]

Yesterday I had to make poopies and I was out gettin some cereal and milk. I figured it was fine, I could hold it and then it happened, the sneeze/fart. I was holdin it in fine but then I had to fart and the fart woulda pushed it out. So i'm holdin fine and I am about 3 minutes from home and just as I am rounding the corner, the sneeze comes which just for a moment release all bodily functions.

I farted and left some sewage on my underwears, I was so embarassed.

But I did my cereal!