Good Morning, Assholes

[The Sleeper]

I think it is completely reasonable that you shouldn't be able to park on the street.

The street is for driving, not parking. You have too many people living in your house, spend some money and make your driveway bigger. Why should the rest of the street see your ghettoed out front yard, and have to half of the street undriveable because cars are sitting there.

And if the plows, doing their jobs, accidentally hit someone's car because they were parked on the street, they would sue the town.

quiet assbag