10-16-2003, 12:25 PM
Quote:basically, whenever you're in a jam, ask them to find a seat on a competing airline
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
I have to try this now. It's almost like I want my next flight to be horribly delayed so I can try it
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.