I just got a box of Waffle Crisp

[GonzoStyle]

He's thinking of bloody anus posts to keep himself from cumming to fast.

I bet when he comes he pulls out and says something like

In soviet russia, cum comes on you!!

then she says ewww thats nasty

and with cum dripping off her face he says

YOUR FACE IS NASTY!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WHORE, YOUR MONEY IS IN THE FRIDGE!!! ....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A DRESSER AND DON'T BE TOUCHIN MY KIT KAT WRAPPER!!!!