How Many Arpi's - Does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[GonzoStyle]

I can see it now, Arpi standing at the bottom of the ladder arms waving bracelets jingling, saying “no more to the left stupid.”

he's screwing in the light bulb, not hanging it, stupid.

But I actually picture conversation arpi has with his peons to be more like.

"yeah and then I joined as bland and had them all fooled!!! Doesn't matter though, you know how much money I make... yeah but do you have insurance?"