03-02-2004, 11:41 PM
Old people and remote comntrols are the funniest. My grandmother's tv has it's own remote that is needed to turn the power on ans SET the volume. The cable box has it's own remote to power it on, change the channels and perhaps fine tune the volume. I go over her house and the tv is on. I hear a loud disturbing buzz coming from the tv. Here the volume of the TV was on full blast (causing the satic or buzz i heard) but the volume of the tv show was somewhat normal.
Old people are basically retarded people, so i figure I'll be a nice guy. I buy her a universal remote so she won't have to worry about having the very difficult job of coordinating the Tv volume and cable box volume. BIG fucking mistake. You would have thought I bought her the fucking Space Shuttle. Getting her to try and grasp the concept of having to push the "cable" button first to operate the cable box and the pushing the "TV" button to control the TV was like trying to explain relativity to the poor little African fella in my sig. She calls me up and the fucking TV is on 5 or 6 and it's just fucking static and, the remote is messed up , blah blah blah. I tell her the TV needs to on channel 4 in order to get the cable's signal. If you try and chage the channel without pressing the 'cable" button first you're going to change the TV channel and get all fucking static, YOU DUMB USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!111 Every other week I hear about the god damn remote control problems. My life is not worth having to deal with this crap and these retards.
Old people are basically retarded people, so i figure I'll be a nice guy. I buy her a universal remote so she won't have to worry about having the very difficult job of coordinating the Tv volume and cable box volume. BIG fucking mistake. You would have thought I bought her the fucking Space Shuttle. Getting her to try and grasp the concept of having to push the "cable" button first to operate the cable box and the pushing the "TV" button to control the TV was like trying to explain relativity to the poor little African fella in my sig. She calls me up and the fucking TV is on 5 or 6 and it's just fucking static and, the remote is messed up , blah blah blah. I tell her the TV needs to on channel 4 in order to get the cable's signal. If you try and chage the channel without pressing the 'cable" button first you're going to change the TV channel and get all fucking static, YOU DUMB USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!111 Every other week I hear about the god damn remote control problems. My life is not worth having to deal with this crap and these retards.