every time my grandma cleans...

[diceisgod]

I regret getting her cable to begin with. I should have let her go on watching her dumb soap operas and gameshows using the fucking rabbit ears. She probably thought Pat Sajac and Vanna White really had green skin and wavy lines of static permeated the atmosphere of Hollywood penetrating both buildings and people. It must be some kind of radiation or nuclear poisoning from the time the Martians invaded.