Funny story

[diceisgod]

I was driving a few minutes ago and I very lazily spit out the window when i was stopped at a red light. It's windy as fuck here right now, so the spittle went out the window, stopped mid-air and looped up, and flew right back in my car and on my steering wheel. It's trajectory was nearly a perfect circle and it seemed like it was in slow motion, I swear I could see my reflection in one of the little spit bubbles as flew back at me.