A fresh start!!

[GonzoStyle]

This wasn't really stupid but it got real annoying.

There's this new guy who started yesterday and he was in the break room getting coffee. They had just put up a board like in glengary glenross which they write down how many apps we got and closings. So I thought of the film and as I walk in and he's makin his coffee I yell at him "COFFEE'S FOR CLOSERS!!!"

He gets spooked and then like a dick I had to apologize for scaring him and then convince him its ok to get coffee.

But thats not the stupid part, it was just a back story. So today I went out and had a smoke with him and made amends. All day this fuckin guy didnt leave me alone cause i'm the only one who talks to him now. He's a little queer, maybe gay maybe not but theres something wrong with him in a serial killer sense.

All day he's buggin me for smokes, then about the forms which I dont know yet myself all the way through. Then comes the kicker, I am on the phone trying to get a customer qualified and he comes over and asks me how to pronounce a persons name whom he had to call.

simple, the name was Constantine. He was allover the map Constance, Cuntstance, etc etc.

I tell him "Like the roman emperor"

a what?

Emperor, you know a caeser.

Like the salad?

Yeah I guess.

Ok.

2 minutes later he comes back, so how do you say that name again?

Constantine!!!

again he cant say it. I tell him to ask the manager to help him cause i'm with a customer.

He comes back and says forget it and puts the paper aside. I grab it and call Constantine myself and get him qualified and hopefully he'll go through now.

Yes by the way the guy I was talkin about all this time is indeed a nigger.