what I learned at my first day at work

[GonzoStyle]

I went to interview for the knife selling thing too when I was in High School. I had to go down to the city for this 2 day seminar. I forget the name of the company but I remember they sprung the fact we have to buy the knives that we'll be using for demonstrations, I got suspicious.

Actually I just showed up cause I read an ad in the paper but didnt know it was for selling knives. Then I spent an hour getting there and had nothing else to do so I stayed.

Then the dude running the seminar opens some book that has no a blank cover and starts reading from it. He says that the training method used by "whatever the name of this knife company was" was the finest training method as voted by some fancy company I forget and blah blah blah.

So I say "wow thats great, can I see the book?" and amazingly the guy said "no"

I just got up and left at that point cause I didn't wanna miss the great TGIF line up on ABC.