im about to do something i mock people for

[Keyser Soze]

i wore pants cause the guy we booked the ATV excursion from said to wear them, my girlfriend being a badass refused to and wore shorts. you can't tell from the pics but she has a nice full C cup, nice and perky. slater was there with his wife, but my girlfriend said they divorced so im not sure. she was cute but not drop dead gorgeous. i had an amazing time, would go back to cabo again in a second.