07-12-2004, 06:25 PM
The restaurant menu observation was actually quite keen.
Around the Horn is unwatchable without Kellerman.
Light candles in your bathroom before you squat and you won't have to worry about any air freshener. Plus courtesy flushes aren't just for public toilets.
mapblast is the best mapthing.
Black people can't swim because they stand in front of fire hydrants, not in pools, and they're nowhere near water since it's too expensive to live there.
How come all mens clothes are in logical sizes where they measure your waist size, inseam, neck size, arm length, etc. All these things are very easy to know and quantify.
Yet women's clothes are all in retarded arbitrary numbers with no idea how to know what size is what? Is it becuase women are THAT insecure that even the people that are selling them clothes can't know how big their waist is? If that's the case, don't we need an overhaul of the bra industry?
Around the Horn is unwatchable without Kellerman.
Light candles in your bathroom before you squat and you won't have to worry about any air freshener. Plus courtesy flushes aren't just for public toilets.
mapblast is the best mapthing.
Black people can't swim because they stand in front of fire hydrants, not in pools, and they're nowhere near water since it's too expensive to live there.
How come all mens clothes are in logical sizes where they measure your waist size, inseam, neck size, arm length, etc. All these things are very easy to know and quantify.
Yet women's clothes are all in retarded arbitrary numbers with no idea how to know what size is what? Is it becuase women are THAT insecure that even the people that are selling them clothes can't know how big their waist is? If that's the case, don't we need an overhaul of the bra industry?