07-12-2004, 08:58 PM
Quote:In my bathroom, there is a can of air freshener with the scent "Butterfly Garden." Thats great, when someone takes a shit and then uses the spray, it smells like someone took a shit in a butterfly garden.I suggest Lysol "green apple" fragrance. Takes the shit smell away immediately and leaves your house with a pleasant apple-y scent. I can't stand most air fresheners that leave the bathroom smelling like shit scented lilacs.
Quote:Every single person I know can swim.I know a few people who can't swim. Most of them are terrified of the water.
How about the people that walk into a store ahead of you and don't hold the door? That makes me crazy.
Quote:why is it that shit stinks the healthier your food is?That's so true. Eat nothing but salad for a few days and you reek!
Oh, and Fresca is nectar of the gods, but not widely available. Might I suggest Diet Dr. Pepper? No caffeine in that either. So what do you drink when you are at a restaurant? Sprite? Yuck.
Quote:Women act like "girls night out" is some sort of secret, sacred ritual. But I think I know whats going on. It?s twelve girls in heels going to an overpriced restaurant where everyone orders a salad or the tuna, the last three guys that each girl hooked up with is given an official nickname, at least one dish gets sent back, everyone gets tipsy off two glasses of white wine, the bill is paid on twelve different American Express cards and then everyone leaves and calls each other on their cell phone to gossip about all the other girls.That cracked me up because that was exactly my opinion of girls night out. With my friends, thank God, it's not like that at all.
My observation...Keyser has a hard time finding the apostrophe key on the keyboard.