Observations

[The Jays]

I also agree with HedCold's observation. Stop using twentysomething. It sounds too much like thirtysomething, and that sucked.

Black people can't swim because they stand in front of fire hydrants, not in pools, and they're nowhere near water since it's too expensive to live there.

I observed once that there's alot of black people in New York City. Another time I observed that New York City is surrounded by water.