why haven't any of you hung out with me lately?

[Goatweed]

Sleeper: hey why dont you come and hang out at my new pad

Me: ok buddy, lets have a housewarming this weekend

Sleeper: OK... oh wait I am busy this weekend, I am going to see a sold out show with this cool new band called VD and the dick drips.

Me: oh, well maybe next weekend

Sleeper: I dunno, let me check my schedule and get back to you.

Me: ok

.... still waiting after a month.

you sure you were talkin' to Sleeper and not me?