The dancing old man in the Six Flags commercials

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I went to action park as a kid and I remember my uncle went on the speedboats and he was a horrible driver to start with. So they didnt even have seatbelts, they would just chain you in and you couldnt remove the chain yourself, they had to use a key. So he kept on banging into the walls on turns and he hits one turn and his boat flips over. He was under for like atleast 3 minutes. They didnt even panic it took them forever to actually get in the water to attempt to rescue him, turns out he somehow wedged out of his seat and the chain but he spent the rest of the time diving further down looking for his other slipper that fell off at the time. He didnt even attempt to try and sue the park for any negligence he just spent the rest of the day pissed that he only had one slipper on.

Then we went on that contraption that takes you over the park and all the way through it but he couldnt get on cause he had only one slipper and it was a hazard since he coulda gotten electrocuted, thats when he started yappin about a lawsuit.. what a fuckin moron.

This is the same uncle who fell and broke his arm and 2 ribs at Walbaums because there was a spill in the aisle and he just gets up and they hand him some bandages and speed him off to the hospital and he also never sued them. The least he coulda tried to get his shopping for free but noooo he just left his shopping cart and they didnt even offer him anything except for the bandanges.