09-22-2004, 09:16 PM
I would like to spend a night with Eddie Gonzo because the last time he refused to drink with me and it made me sad. He tried to hug me but I refused his advances and now it makes me feel much regret. I feel I missed out on a chance to bond with e-pal, but failed to capitalize. I would show him how much he means to me and how much joy he brings to my life. I would buy him all the food and drink he could handle. I would take him to the top of the Empire State Building and show him the view, and then we would go to the arcade and play fun games where I would let him win. Then I would get front row seats to whatever local sports team he wanted to see. Then I would get him two hot Russian whores who eat his asshole and spit his feces onto each other’s mouths. Before we ended the night, I’d ask him to give me a piggy back ride. I hope he would oblige because I miss piggy back rides. It reminds me of being a free spirited child. Nevertheless, our time together would be filled with laughs, intellectual discussions, food, drinks, and hot chicks.