Tonight i'll make my family regret their decision

[GonzoStyle]

I already have my gift, it's a sympathy hallmark card "my condolences on your loss" with a single condom inside and I wrote on the card "make sure to use it so you don't burden the world with any more waste."

I also plan to laugh if she comes out wearing white and loudly say "she's got some nerve wearin white".

I'm glad I took the week off from work cause i'm gonna get my ass beat tonight.