Tonight i'll make my family regret their decision

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What was your gift?

I already have my gift, it's a sympathy hallmark card "my condolences on your loss" with a single condom inside and I wrote on the card "make sure to use it so you don't burden the world with any more waste."

Originally it was just gonna be an empty envelope cause thats like the most disrespectful thing to do, not give any money as a gift.