10-22-2004, 04:31 PM
The dog is a whole long story.
See Mr. Moneybags, Tony bought this Basset Hound from the fucking mall.
Which means he was never taught anything, never had any affection and spent 3 times on him what he was worth.
He did this under the condition that if gram couldn't keep it - it would go to his sister.
Well that's all fine and good except Tony's sisters (Angel) husband said they weren't taking any fucking dogs.
So we're all at the hospital one night.
It was late and my mother asked gramma to come home with her because she was exhausted.
Gram said no because the dog hadn't been fed or let out all day.
So Angel (the one who's supposed to take the dog knowing Gram couldn't take care of it) says,
"Well I can't take the dog, my husband won't let me"
So my brother says, "I'll go get the fucking dog and take him to my house.
Well weeks go by, Pop passed away and gram sold her house.
What does Tony do?
Starts calling from Florida bitching about where his dog is.
My brother called him and said if he fucking wanted it to fly up and get the fucking thing.
So Mark, my brother keeps the dog.
His kids get accustomed to it, they teach him tricks and the dog loves it there.
So Angel, stops by his house one day while he's at work (he's a cop mind you) and steals the fucking dog.
So goes up to Angels and demands the dog back and says posession is 9/10 of the law, that she stole the dog from his property and asks her what the fuck she's going to do with it if Brian said she can't have it.
She said she's going to keep it in their garage.
A garage that isn't heated.
In February.
In Northern New York where it's 10 to 20 below zero regularly.
So Mark says, so you're going to take that dog who's in a loving home, with kids that love him, where he's warm and fed and stick in a freezing garage all because your faggot brother doesn't want anyone to have him?
In the middle of this conversation, Brian, Angels husband walks i the room and starts screaming at Angel calling her a liar because she'd told him that Mark didn't want the dog.
Brian told her to either give Mark the dog or move down to Florida with her faggot brother and take the dog with her.
Mark got the dog back and the family hasn't spoken since.
But that's a good thing.
See Mr. Moneybags, Tony bought this Basset Hound from the fucking mall.
Which means he was never taught anything, never had any affection and spent 3 times on him what he was worth.
He did this under the condition that if gram couldn't keep it - it would go to his sister.
Well that's all fine and good except Tony's sisters (Angel) husband said they weren't taking any fucking dogs.
So we're all at the hospital one night.
It was late and my mother asked gramma to come home with her because she was exhausted.
Gram said no because the dog hadn't been fed or let out all day.
So Angel (the one who's supposed to take the dog knowing Gram couldn't take care of it) says,
"Well I can't take the dog, my husband won't let me"
So my brother says, "I'll go get the fucking dog and take him to my house.
Well weeks go by, Pop passed away and gram sold her house.
What does Tony do?
Starts calling from Florida bitching about where his dog is.
My brother called him and said if he fucking wanted it to fly up and get the fucking thing.
So Mark, my brother keeps the dog.
His kids get accustomed to it, they teach him tricks and the dog loves it there.
So Angel, stops by his house one day while he's at work (he's a cop mind you) and steals the fucking dog.
So goes up to Angels and demands the dog back and says posession is 9/10 of the law, that she stole the dog from his property and asks her what the fuck she's going to do with it if Brian said she can't have it.
She said she's going to keep it in their garage.
A garage that isn't heated.
In February.
In Northern New York where it's 10 to 20 below zero regularly.
So Mark says, so you're going to take that dog who's in a loving home, with kids that love him, where he's warm and fed and stick in a freezing garage all because your faggot brother doesn't want anyone to have him?
In the middle of this conversation, Brian, Angels husband walks i the room and starts screaming at Angel calling her a liar because she'd told him that Mark didn't want the dog.
Brian told her to either give Mark the dog or move down to Florida with her faggot brother and take the dog with her.
Mark got the dog back and the family hasn't spoken since.
But that's a good thing.