10-23-2004, 03:26 AM
Nope. My parents made sure that I had access to pornography, so as to avoid conversations which they deemed, in their own words, "creepy." Now, I wasn't allowed to discuss, possess, or admit to viewing pornography, but then again, I was allowed to go outside and play, and even encouraged to "stay outside of the house as long as you can." This encouragement was emphasized with the detestable tone my mother would get when she would say "Make up your mind! Are you coming in or are you going out?" She would still reach that tone even if the span of time between my coming inside the house and leaving the house was a period of several days. Anyway, since I was allowed to stay at the houses of friends whose parents my parents knew were total complete losers in the game of life, I was thus enabled access to pornography indirectly by my parents allowing me to stay over people's houses, further enabling me to look through the video cabinet with the lock that had to be removed by a ball peen hammer.
And then my hot 8th grade teacher taught human reproduction, and showed a tape of her giving birth. I realized that sex could lead to birth, and that I should use a condom for sex so that I never have to see that again.
And then my hot 8th grade teacher taught human reproduction, and showed a tape of her giving birth. I realized that sex could lead to birth, and that I should use a condom for sex so that I never have to see that again.