You have the type of parent(s) that...

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I remember when I was like 9 I would steal pornos from my moms cabinet and one day I took a tape that wasn't labeled cause I was tired of the same old porn.

when I turned it on it was this hot sex scene and it seemed like one of those amatuer pornos but it got boring cause it was the same doggy position but it was from behind so I didnt see the faces.

I start noticing that the scenery is pretty familiar, then it hits me... thats my moms bedroom... yeah.. I still finished up even th... yeah I am an awful sick human being.