11-27-2004, 04:41 AM
GonzoStyle Wrote:am I the only one who gets turned on from reading the instructions inside the condom box?it's always dark when it's time for it's use, and not really a time to sit and read the box nor label.
The drawings, the descriptions, so fuckin stimulating. I dunno maybe its cause i'm kinda submissive sexually at times and like being told what to do but it's fuckin sexy.
Take a lookie, this is directly from the instructions:
Put condom on as soon as penis is hard. And leave space at tip to hold semen when you come.
Squeeze tip gently so no air is trapped inside. Hold top while you unroll condom... all the way down to the hair.
AFTER SEX:
Pull out slowly....(hot!!!) right after you come, while penis is still hard. Hold condom in place to avoid spilling semen. Turn and move away before you let go of condom. Dispose of used condom properly, not in the toilet (which I always do). And no more sex without a new condom!!!
I'm hard right now just typing that.
The pictures are even better.
Ofcourse this will end up like everything else I do and i'll be the only one.
and of course...the pill/birth control patch kind of takes care of it's use completely.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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