12-22-2004, 03:43 PM
thekmanredux (2:27:39 AM): rutgers, fuckiing whore school
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:42 AM): bentley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:45 AM): is that in boston?
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:48 AM): Waltham
fbdlingfrg (2:27:48 AM): rutgers has its own STD
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:53 AM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:56 AM): you went there?
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:02 AM): yup
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:05 AM): all those scumbag massholes come to mission hill to party
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:07 AM): and Babson
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:08 AM): i hate massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:09 AM): i really do
thekmanredux (2:28:12 AM): haha massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:12 AM): i REALLY HATE massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:17 AM): they all dress the same
thekmanredux (2:28:21 AM): i lvoe the boston lingo
fbdlingfrg (2:28:23 AM): my school is full of massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:27 AM): cargo pants, cross trainer shoes, and striped collared shirts
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:34 AM): all of them
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:35 AM): the same
fbdlingfrg (2:28:36 AM): collard shirts, popped
thekmanredux (2:28:37 AM): i hate people who dress preppy
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:38 AM): see cuz it's "mass" like Massachusetts and "asshole" and you can put them together for a really bad burn!
fbdlingfrg (2:28:39 AM): always popped
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:45 AM): THEY ARE KNOWN AS MASSHOLES
thekmanredux (2:28:51 AM): fucking massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:53 AM): they call cigerettes, burners
SoupSoupAD (2:28:59 AM): grinders
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:02 AM): they pretend to be irish
fbdlingfrg (2:29:02 AM): and water fountains "bubblers"
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:03 AM): even if they arent
thekmanredux (2:29:04 AM): go do some coke with pedro, massholes
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:05 AM): I wore flannels and t-shirts in college. Another reason I never got laid
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:16 AM): I had no style
thekmanredux (2:29:20 AM): i still dont
SoupSoupAD (2:29:30 AM): i wore flannels and tshirts in junior high
thekmanredux (2:29:33 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:38 AM): i didnt shower every day until high school
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:39 AM): who calls them grinders and bubblers? I never heard that in Boston
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:44 AM): I did hear "wicked" way too much
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:45 AM): yeah those terms arent used in boston
SoupSoupAD (2:29:46 AM): hogies and grinders
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:48 AM): made me want to kill people
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:54 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:54 AM): wicked
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:56 AM): BLEH
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:06 AM): also red sox fans who chant YANKEES SUCK at world series parades
SoupSoupAD (2:30:11 AM): maroons
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:19 AM): that's actually pretty funny
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:25 AM): no it was depressing
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:27 AM): who does that
SoupSoupAD (2:30:30 AM): thats sad
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:36 AM): then people not laughing when i make a joke about the girl that got shot in the eye
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:47 AM): really?
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:50 AM): so lame
SoupSoupAD (2:30:54 AM): giving the yankees the satisfaction that they still are so deep in their psyche
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:56 AM): yeah just awkward silence and evil stares
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:57 AM): people have no comedy bone
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:13 AM): and can ONE FUCKING PIZZA PLACE BE RUN BY A FUCKING ITALIAN
SoupSoupAD (2:31:16 AM): how wackbagesque
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:16 AM): instead of those fucking greeks
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:18 AM): jesus christ
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:26 AM): it's funny when you're in a bar and the whole bar starts chanting "yankees suck"
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:36 AM): you should be used to that in New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:41 AM): yeah thats true, its funny everywhere, except at a WORLD SERIES PARADE
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:42 AM): Newbury Pizza is run by italians
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:46 AM): yeah that place is great
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:47 AM): it really is
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:49 AM): but they dont deliver
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:52 AM): to schools
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:11 AM): that place is a godsend
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:12 AM): in New York, every single person in teh food services industry is either a chink or a spick
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:13 AM): that's it
thekmanredux (2:32:21 AM): middle easterners
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:25 AM): spic pizza is better than greek pizza
SoupSoupAD (2:32:26 AM): you think the mets have any shot at beltran?
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:27 AM): The place near the Alley is really good
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:41 AM): they know college kids will eat pizza even if it is shit
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:48 AM): it's a hole in the wall right accross from the Wang Center
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:48 AM): so why spend money on ingredients that make it taste good
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:59 AM): i depend on WING-IT for most of my food
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:02 AM): its a god send
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:08 AM): clever name
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:16 AM): ITS SO GOOD
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:21 AM): Just go to Papa Ginos
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:26 AM): that's all you should eat
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:40 AM): ahhaha no
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:45 AM): i go to dangelos
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:45 AM): a lot
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:47 AM): best pizza in the world
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:49 AM): we have one in our student center
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:58 AM): dangelos steak and cheese
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:58 AM): mmm
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:59 AM): so good
thekmanredux (2:34:09 AM): matt, have you hcecked your wackbag PMs!
The Clear sTuFF (2:34:12 AM): why is subway so popular, they MICROWAVE your food
The Clear sTuFF (2:34:20 AM): no reply sir.
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:23 AM): I hooked up with the girl who's dad started D'angelos. I had no idea until after she had left and I didn't bother getting her number
thekmanredux (2:34:23 AM): damn :-(
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:36 AM): because it's a sub shop that's quick
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:50 AM): Diangelos in New York would be a windfall
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:04 AM): it really would be
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:14 AM): why don't they put it in New York? no idea. Just like why don't they have Tastey DLite in Boston? Would be huge.
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:26 AM): oooo thats a good one
thekmanredux (2:35:26 AM): is d'angelos a pizza place
thekmanredux (2:35:32 AM): why would NYC need a chain pizza place
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:34 AM): damn that is a good idea galt!!
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:35 AM): Do they finally have an Ikea in Boston yet?
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:38 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:42 AM): and theres no friendlys in the city
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:45 AM): no fuddruckers
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:46 AM): Diangelos is a sub shop
thekmanredux (2:35:48 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:52 AM): awesome food.
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:55 AM): OH MY GOD A TASTI DLITE
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:57 AM): hOLY SHIT
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:58 AM): reallly healthy
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:00 AM): IM GONNA BE RICH
thekmanredux (2:36:04 AM): tasti dlite is nothing special
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:04 AM): ER
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:08 AM): GIRLS LOVE IT
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:10 AM): THEY CREAM OVER IT
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:11 AM): talk to Pepsi since they own it
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:14 AM): I love it
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:21 AM): Tastey is fucking great
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:23 AM): pepsi owns tastey?
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:44 AM): dangelos in the city would be great
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:46 AM): it would do huge
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:47 AM): Ever been to Chunky's in New Hampshire? There should be one of those in Boston and New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:54 AM): no but i have read about chunkys
thekmanredux (2:36:58 AM): who goes to new hampshire
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:02 AM): great idea. Why no one has made it happen is baffling.
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:03 AM): is it the place that shows movies and give you food?
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:07 AM): like at tables?
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:09 AM): Yeah, it's awesome
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:12 AM): and beer too
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:12 AM): yeah i read about tha tplace
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:15 AM): and deserts
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:18 AM): it makes no sense why these places are in boston
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:18 AM): it's fucking great.
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:27 AM): WHY ISNT THERE A TOYS R US IN BOSTON
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:37 AM): an amazing date place
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:39 AM): theres now a coldstone creamery
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:42 AM): in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:44 AM): thats cool
thekmanredux (2:37:49 AM): ok since this conversation is getting boring, im going to bed
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:56 AM): isn't there a Toys R us in Copley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:59 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:00 AM): there isnt
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:01 AM): i wish!!!
thekmanredux (2:38:02 AM): goodnight
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:10 AM): no friendlys
PatrickFnBateman (2:38:13 AM): we could talk about how you are going to die alone?
(2:38:14 AM) thekmanredux has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:16 AM): i want a fucking fribble god dammit
SoupSoupAD (2:38:20 AM): coldstone is awesome
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:23 AM): coldstone is great
SoupSoupAD (2:38:41 AM): PatrickFnBateman (2:38:13 AM): we could talk about how you are going to die alone?
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:48 AM): hahah that was an amazing way to end it
SoupSoupAD (2:38:59 AM): he signed off a second after
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:02 AM): seriously though. D'Angelos in New York. would be amazing
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:10 AM): it really would be amazing beyond belief
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:19 AM): i hate coming home and not being able to eat it
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:27 AM): is there an Ikea up there yeat?
SoupSoupAD (2:39:28 AM): whats so great about it?
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:31 AM): another billion dollar idea
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:31 AM): um not that i know of
SoupSoupAD (2:39:43 AM): i never ate there, tho ive been to boston at least a dozen times
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:51 AM): its a sub place
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:53 AM): but its just so good
SoupSoupAD (2:39:54 AM): and?
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:55 AM): SO GOOD
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:56 AM): fucking ridiculous. Biggest concentration of college students in the country, yet no Ikea. Fucking retards
SoupSoupAD (2:39:56 AM): why?
SoupSoupAD (2:40:11 AM): whats so good about it?
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:13 AM): it's like subway except they cook everything there.
SoupSoupAD (2:40:19 AM): like quiznos?
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:19 AM): yeah they dont nuke everything
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:20 AM): great ingredients
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:21 AM): its grilled
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:25 AM): just tastes great
SoupSoupAD (2:40:33 AM): like quiznos?
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:40 AM): another place that's awesome in Boston. Fire+Ice.
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:42 AM): theres a ikea opening in Stoughton
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:52 AM): i dont know how far away that is
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:52 AM): put one of those in New York. Holy shit.
PatrickFnBateman (2:41:11 AM): not anything like quiznos or any sub shop in New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:41:18 AM): yeah dangelos is one of a kind greatness
The Clear sTuFF (2:41:37 AM): i dont know where stoughton is
PatrickFnBateman (2:41:44 AM): You say what you want, they take out the raw meat and cook it right there
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:15 AM): then grill in the vegetables. I'm a Chicken Stir Fry fan myself
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:18 AM): yeah if they started to use flavored bread, they would dominate subway worldwide
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:25 AM): i am a plain steak and cheese guy.
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:28 AM): it just takes too long
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:35 AM): i went to get one
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:38 AM): at subway
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:39 AM): a steak and cheese
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:44 AM): and they put peppers and onions in it
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:48 AM): subway is 2 minutes, Dangelos is 10-15
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:54 AM): I DIDNT ASK FOR NO PEPPERS AND ONIONS
SoupSoupAD (2:43:03 AM): wow that sounds amazing
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:05 AM): anyone who eats subway meat is retarded
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:15 AM): i ate at subway for the first time in september
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:16 AM): in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:21 AM): and when the guy put the steak
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:23 AM): in the MICROWAVE
SoupSoupAD (2:43:24 AM): telll that to quickstop
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:25 AM): i almost vomited
fbdlingfrg (2:43:25 AM): but you can lose weight eating subway...
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:34 AM): if you have aides
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:52 AM): I would just like to say that I'm listenting to Norah Jones right now
SoupSoupAD (2:43:53 AM): subway sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:00 AM): its ok i was listening to kelly clarkson
SoupSoupAD (2:44:05 AM): faggots
PatrickFnBateman (2:44:06 AM): I'm mentally older than Arpi
fbdlingfrg (2:44:10 AM): norah jones does a nice song on that ray charles duet CD
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:23 AM): ok the new kelly clarkson song is AMAZING
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:27 AM): so unless uve heard it
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:28 AM): dont hate
SoupSoupAD (2:44:28 AM): im listening to the shins
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:33 AM): hahah the shins blow
SoupSoupAD (2:44:40 AM): wha eva
PatrickFnBateman (2:44:43 AM): I have about 50 songs from Norah Jones, The Sundays, Alicia Keys, and Christina Aguilera
fbdlingfrg (2:44:45 AM): shins do suck a lot
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:56 AM): i have a lot of fag stuff on my ipod
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:57 AM): i dont care
SoupSoupAD (2:44:57 AM): i dig them
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:05 AM): do you like the killers
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:08 AM): i like their new song
SoupSoupAD (2:45:14 AM): i do like them
fbdlingfrg (2:45:14 AM): all the things i've done is great
fbdlingfrg (2:45:19 AM): their first song sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:22 AM): and wow, O and A played a mashup of Oasis and the new Green day song
SoupSoupAD (2:45:31 AM): how can you hate on the shins? theyre on sub pop
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:35 AM): they suck
fbdlingfrg (2:45:37 AM): all the things that i've done is the new sigle, right?
PatrickFnBateman (2:45:57 AM): <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.dangelos.com/images/headers/home.gif">http://www.dangelos.com/images/headers/home.gif</a><!-- m -->
fbdlingfrg (2:46:10 AM): a friend of mine sent it to me a few months ago...not sure if its the one getting airplay
The Clear sTuFF (2:46:27 AM): damn they are so good
beth illyse 77 (2:46:57 AM): damn, i'm so sorry i was watching a movie & was not a part of this conversation
PatrickFnBateman (2:47:07 AM): D'Angelo Franchising Corporation recently announced plans to add 400 new shops in the next five years. D'Angelo Sandwich Shops, with more than 200 locations, is seeking qualified individuals and companies interested in multi-unit growth. Immediate opportunities in DE, FL, GA, KY, MD, NC, NY, NJ, OH, PA, SC, TN, VA and WV.
SoupSoupAD (2:47:08 AM): you missed so much
fbdlingfrg (2:47:12 AM): she IS here...
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:16 AM): oh man
beth illyse 77 (2:47:16 AM): no no
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:20 AM): i want to do it
beth illyse 77 (2:47:21 AM): i was trying to catch up
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:26 AM): open up a dangelos
beth illyse 77 (2:47:29 AM): i was about 30 minutes behind when you started to lose me
PatrickFnBateman (2:47:31 AM): what did you see?
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:41 AM): my father and grandfather insist that franchising is not worth it
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:43 AM): but they are crazy jews
beth illyse 77 (2:47:49 AM): i dunno
fbdlingfrg (2:47:52 AM): all jews are crazy
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:04 AM): you don't know what movie you were watching 15 minutes ago?
beth illyse 77 (2:48:05 AM): jorge clicked yes to chat by accident when he was talking to danielle whenever the invite popped up
beth illyse 77 (2:48:10 AM): oh
beth illyse 77 (2:48:10 AM): dreamcatcher
beth illyse 77 (2:48:17 AM): i thought you said what did i see that you all said
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:18 AM): ugh
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:41 AM): such a cheesy movie
beth illyse 77 (2:48:59 AM): i thought it was pretty funny that tom seizmore was the only sane one in the whole movie
PatrickFnBateman (2:49:09 AM): aside from Shawshank, has any Steven King movie not been horribly cheesy?
beth illyse 77 (2:49:19 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:49:20 AM): his new book is good!
beth illyse 77 (2:49:21 AM): they are all bad
fbdlingfrg (2:49:22 AM): nope
beth illyse 77 (2:49:32 AM): & i'm horrified that the aliens come out of your ass
fbdlingfrg (2:49:52 AM): shawshank is such an incredible movie
The Clear sTuFF (2:49:58 AM): whatever, do you agree that keyser always tries to bring up sex?
fbdlingfrg (2:50:03 AM): i need the dvd version
SoupSoupAD (2:50:14 AM): i just found out the limit for posts is 76800 characters
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:34 AM): i watched shawshank this summer with that girl i was with, i fell asleep, when i woke up she was watching the movie and scratching my back.
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:37 AM): just another reason i miss her.
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:44 AM):
fbdlingfrg (2:50:48 AM): awwwwwww
fbdlingfrg (2:51:01 AM): thats so sweet
beth illyse 77 (2:51:06 AM): yes
beth illyse 77 (2:51:07 AM): he does
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:30 AM): she's a whore and a cunt. Convince yourself of that (even if it's not true) and your life will be easier
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:38 AM): i know shes a cunt
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:46 AM): and a whore?
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:50 AM): basically
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:50 AM): she cheated on you.
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:56 AM): yes i know this is definitely true
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:00 AM): move on. There are other girls
fbdlingfrg (2:52:03 AM): i fucked her once
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:03 AM): BUT I NEED TO HEAR THAT IT WASNT SOMETHING THAT ID ID
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:06 AM): THAT LED HER TO DO THIS
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:13 AM): why?
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:16 AM): BECAUSE THATS HOW I AM
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:28 AM): its frustrating
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:35 AM): who gives a shit what the reason it?
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:38 AM): me
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:46 AM): well, fair point
fbdlingfrg (2:53:02 AM): thats a pretty important person for some people
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:12 AM): i need to know that she is crazy and that it wasnt me
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:26 AM): i also miss her vagina
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:35 AM): and id very much like to make a romance inside of her
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:37 AM): again
PatrickFnBateman (2:53:52 AM): with liquid explosion?
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:00 AM): all down her mouth
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:06 AM): grip pull grip pull
PatrickFnBateman (2:54:10 AM): you miss getting laid more than you miss her
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:12 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:14 AM): i get laid
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:25 AM): i miss the time i spent with her, like quality time
PatrickFnBateman (2:54:28 AM): Hmm, then you should just propose to her and call her bluff
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:36 AM): thats true, i will
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:39 AM): good advice
fbdlingfrg (2:54:45 AM): its been a long week of finals...i need sleep
fbdlingfrg (2:54:47 AM): i'm out
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:53 AM): see ya
(2:54:55 AM) fbdlingfrg has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (2:55:16 AM): i talked to beth illlllllllllyse about this girl, back when i thought i would never have a chance with her
beth illyse 77 (2:55:56 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:08 AM): one day ill find out
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:12 AM): maybe after i bang her sister
beth illyse 77 (2:56:12 AM): he was always shocked that she wanted him
beth illyse 77 (2:56:20 AM): & really blissfully happy
beth illyse 77 (2:56:24 AM): until she went nutty
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:28 AM): yeah she went crazy alright
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:40 AM): cock crazy
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:57 AM): galt do you believe the phrase "once a cheater, always a cheater"
PatrickFnBateman (2:57:17 AM): yup
beth illyse 77 (2:57:26 AM): i'm not sure how i feel about that
The Clear sTuFF (2:57:33 AM): i think so also, she had cheated on boys she had been with in the past, but shed never had a serious boyfriend
beth illyse 77 (2:57:38 AM): though i have always had a wandering eye that was dangerous
The Clear sTuFF (2:57:41 AM): but i knew deep inside she was going to cheat on me
PatrickFnBateman (2:57:53 AM): maybe not "always", but unless you're talking about 10 years later, I don't think people learn lessons much quicker than that
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:04 AM): i just think that as an 18 year old, she was not in control of things she was doing
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:09 AM): and did things without thinking of consequence
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:11 AM): as an 18 year old should
beth illyse 77 (2:58:14 AM): youngens
PatrickFnBateman (2:58:14 AM): I have never. Not once. Never ever ever cheated on anyone
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:21 AM): neither have i
beth illyse 77 (2:58:31 AM): i did the whole "we were on a break" thing
beth illyse 77 (2:58:34 AM): but it never felt right
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:42 AM): when i was on a break, i got head back like2 years ago and i felt horrific after it
beth illyse 77 (2:58:51 AM): all i did was kiss someone
beth illyse 77 (2:58:54 AM): i felt like shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:07 AM): having sex with someone i despise is probably the most empty feeling ive ever had
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:15 AM): Why I broke up with my recent ex, why I broke up with a girl a few years ago -- because they had cheated, then I broke up with someone last year because I wanted to cheat.
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:27 AM): i have felt worst after sex, even good sex, than i did when my father left my mom.
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:37 AM): my brother's ex wife also cheated. She came back with her tail between her legs and he wanted none of it.
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:45 AM): cheaters are the worst
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:52 AM): so i completely agree with the theory
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:56 AM): they think they can get away with it also
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:58 AM): why would anyone have sex with anyone they despise? How do you even get thatc lose?
PatrickFnBateman (3:00:00 AM): close
beth illyse 77 (3:00:06 AM): i would never
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:10 AM): physically attraction?
beth illyse 77 (3:00:11 AM): i dunno how people do that
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:27 AM): i kno the girl that i have sex with sometimes when im home...i hate her
beth illyse 77 (3:00:27 AM): no matter how hot someoene is
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:30 AM): but she always calls me to have sex
beth illyse 77 (3:00:30 AM): if i dont like them
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:33 AM): and if im not doing anything
beth illyse 77 (3:00:34 AM): or like their personality
beth illyse 77 (3:00:38 AM): they are disgusting to me
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:40 AM): during thanksgiving break
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:42 AM): she called mea t 4am
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:44 AM): 4 AM
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:48 AM): to see if we could hang out
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:52 AM): then wouldnt come up to my apartment
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:59 AM): made me drive her car, so she could give me head while i drove
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:06 AM): and then had me park so she could finish me off in the backseat
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:07 AM): at 4am
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:12 AM): this is the worst girl in the world
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:15 AM): WORST
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:23 AM): not worth it at all.
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:32 AM): it was a good feeling for 15minutes
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:32 AM): but
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:34 AM): why bang someone you hate?
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:36 AM): i felt horrific afterwards
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:40 AM): jesus, I sound like Sleeper.
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:44 AM): i think i do it because she really really wants me
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:46 AM): like so bad
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:49 AM): and loves doing this to me
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:58 AM): I'm all up for casual sex, but if you can't stand her, I'd rather just beat off
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:15 AM): i cant stand her personality wise, but she is crazy in bed
beth illyse 77 (3:02:28 AM): they crazy ones always are great in bed
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:33 AM): so during sex its great, but then theres another girl i have casual sex with occaisionally who i do enjoy spending time with personally
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:36 AM): but i cant date, because shes old
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:39 AM): so
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:39 AM): yeah, that's true
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:41 AM): it gets weird
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:43 AM): how old is old?
beth illyse 77 (3:02:46 AM): but you have to deal with the nuttyness outside which is weird
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:48 AM): 36
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:52 AM): holy shit.
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:02 AM): you're 21
beth illyse 77 (3:03:04 AM): & she wore porno shoes for him
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:07 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:09 AM): im 21
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:17 AM): I've never nailed anyone that old
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:35 AM): does she need lube to fuck?
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:35 AM): shes not liek super hot
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:37 AM): no
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:38 AM): are her pubics gray?
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:39 AM): def not
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:41 AM): nope
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:42 AM): not at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:47 AM): shes my aunts best friend
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:49 AM): my moms good friend
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:55 AM): oh, that's so nasty
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:58 AM): its so great
beth illyse 77 (3:04:01 AM): ha ha
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:06 AM): that's two degrees of seperation from your mom
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:11 AM): so
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:23 AM): you are having sex with your mom
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:27 AM): no im defnitely not
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:31 AM): same age
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:36 AM): same group of friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:38 AM): same interestes
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:45 AM): they probably share sex tips
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:46 AM): no they dont have the same group of friends
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:51 AM): shes friends with my mom because she cuts my moms hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:53 AM): and my hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:56 AM): and my sisters hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:58 AM): and she sucks my dick
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:03 AM): that nasty shit she does is probably learned from your mom
beth illyse 77 (3:05:07 AM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:07 AM): no not at all
beth illyse 77 (3:05:11 AM): thanks for that line
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:26 AM): what do you think they talk about when they get their hair cut?
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:32 AM): beth'll tell you
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:40 AM): not that, its like a super high pricey salon thing
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:44 AM): not like some family bonds bullshit
beth illyse 77 (3:06:06 AM): chicks are just as bad as guys
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:07 AM): all they do is talk about sex. She talks to your mom about this young guy she's banging and your mother gives her tips on things to do and she does them to you
beth illyse 77 (3:06:10 AM): some might be worse
beth illyse 77 (3:06:14 AM): too much detail
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:14 AM): no, my mom knows im banging her
beth illyse 77 (3:06:18 AM): i know too much about my friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:20 AM): so basically your mom is blowing you
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:24 AM): they do not talk about that stuff
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:25 AM): trust me
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:40 AM): if my mom sucks dick as good as this girl does, then my stepdad is a lucky man i assume.
beth illyse 77 (3:06:47 AM): wow
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:49 AM): she's probably on the same cycle as your mom.
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:56 AM): yeah except my mom doesnt get her period anymore
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:00 AM): but almost
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:05 AM): So when your girlfriend is on the rag, blood is seeping out of your moms box
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:10 AM): nope
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:25 AM): do you think they've done a threesome with your step dad?
beth illyse 77 (3:07:27 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:31 AM): no they arent friends like that
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:35 AM): sure they aren't
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:42 AM): youre just amazed by this arent you
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:50 AM): I bet your mom's clit is pierced
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:50 AM): probably as amazed as i am
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:58 AM): it might be she has a pierced belly button
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:07 AM): oh definiately
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:14 AM): yeah my mom definitely gets TORN UP
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:28 AM): if she has a tattoo on the small of her back, she's a dirty whore
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:34 AM): she doesnt
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:44 AM): it's not mandatory
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:45 AM): the 36 year old is a dirty whore
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:50 AM): she has been in porn
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:07 AM): its a niiiiiiiice
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:08 AM): i liike
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:09 AM): I would rather abstain from sex forever than fuck any of my mother's friends
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:17 AM): they arent like friends like hang out and talk on the phone
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:22 AM): they are friends because she does my moms hair
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:24 AM): I want to download her movies.
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:25 AM): she sees her once a month
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:33 AM): it was cheap amateur shit
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:40 AM): Of course, my mom is nearly 55 so that doesn't translate well
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:48 AM): my mom is 52
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:52 AM): this gal is 36
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:00 AM): and ive wanted her since i was 13
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:08 AM): but you hate her.
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:13 AM): I don't understand this
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:18 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:20 AM): i dont hate her
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:22 AM): i hate another girl
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:35 AM): i have casual sex with 2 girls, one i enjoy spending time with but cant be in a realtionship with beacuse of age
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:44 AM): and the other whom i enjoy sexually ONLY, and despise personality wise
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:50 AM): I didn't realize you were such a player
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:53 AM): im not
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:03 AM): at all
PatrickFnBateman (3:11:11 AM): I am currently making romance with exactly zero females
PatrickFnBateman (3:11:14 AM): you have two
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:23 AM): they arent HOT
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:38 AM): they are like 6 or 7's physically, im sure it wouldnt be a difficult task for you to find a 6
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:57 AM): one day i will reach my goal of finding a classless italian or puerto rican ghetto slob.
PatrickFnBateman (3:12:12 AM): I love for some reason people think I'm like brad pitt with the ladies
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:23 AM): you dont have to be brad pitt to get a 6
beth illyse 77 (3:12:25 AM): you need to visit me at work
beth illyse 77 (3:12:28 AM): you would die
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:33 AM): yeah i would
PatrickFnBateman (3:12:49 AM): where do you work?
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:58 AM): a place filled with trashy girls
beth illyse 77 (3:13:06 AM): one of the schools i work at is a city community college
PatrickFnBateman (3:13:07 AM): strip club?
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:10 AM): ask them if they would mind going on vacation to someplace nice
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:15 AM): with a jew they would have to have sex with
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:16 AM): a few times
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:21 AM): if one of them says ok, im game
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:29 AM): i just need to experience one so i can get it out of my system
beth illyse 77 (3:13:30 AM): at the end of the year some of the softball girls got upset cause they coudln't wear jersey dresses to the awards dinner
PatrickFnBateman (3:13:37 AM): yeah, we're going to find a girl for sleeper to take on vacation with his 30k a year windfall
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:45 AM): THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:55 AM): ...but i was talking about me
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:56 AM): but fine
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:59 AM): whatever, thats cool too.
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:05 AM): he needs to set specific goals and specific milestones to get there
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:10 AM): it's the only way anything will happen
beth illyse 77 (3:14:15 AM): i've seen him with lush in person
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:15 AM): and he needs to stop listening to KEYSER
beth illyse 77 (3:14:24 AM): its quite the site
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:24 AM): ok no board girls, she obviously fucked him up in the head!
beth illyse 77 (3:14:26 AM): sight
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:28 AM): so way to go with that one!
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:40 AM): that wasn't a joke?
beth illyse 77 (3:14:48 AM): not at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:09 AM): id ask what happened, but id have to say its probably all her fault and shes your friend so i wont do that
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:12 AM): speaking of that, what ever happened to Suzie. I stopped using AOL becuase she wouldn't leave me alone.
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:22 AM): what happened?
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:23 AM): but besides the shyness, he is an awesome kid
beth illyse 77 (3:15:25 AM): they never messed around or anything though
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:26 AM): I'm sure it wasn't Sleeper's fault
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:31 AM): it definitely wasnt sleepers fault
beth illyse 77 (3:15:33 AM): but he can be really smooth
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:34 AM): because he is awesome
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:38 AM): yeah i know
beth illyse 77 (3:15:39 AM): suzie lives in the city now i heard
beth illyse 77 (3:15:40 AM): i think
beth illyse 77 (3:15:45 AM): george helped her move
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:45 AM): i talk to him all the time, he says the funniest shit ever
beth illyse 77 (3:15:53 AM): i dont have her name on my buddy list so she can't see me
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:58 AM): ive hung out with him hes great, there are girls out there that would love him.
beth illyse 77 (3:15:59 AM): he does
beth illyse 77 (3:16:01 AM): he is funny
beth illyse 77 (3:16:06 AM): i know she thinks hes funny
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:06 AM): so what is wrong with your fucking friend!??!!?
PatrickFnBateman (3:16:15 AM): why is she a cunt?
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:17 AM): YEAH
beth illyse 77 (3:16:18 AM): he just might have liked her a little too much
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:21 AM): oh god
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:24 AM): WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:35 AM): obviously if someone shows some interest in a guy, they are going to like them a lot
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:51 AM): hes no keyser, ok he cant just play it KEWL
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:53 AM): I HATE GIRLS
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:02 AM): DONT FUCK WITH MY PAL DENNIS, BITCHES
PatrickFnBateman (3:17:20 AM): of course that's going to happen. If someone shows interest in a guy who's got 25 years of semen built up, he's going to be appear desperately interested
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:29 AM): yes, basically.
beth illyse 77 (3:17:34 AM): that was the problem
beth illyse 77 (3:17:37 AM): you can't be too eager
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:43 AM): ANY GUY WOULD BE
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:45 AM): IN THAT SITUATION
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:46 AM): christ
beth illyse 77 (3:17:48 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:54 AM): so basically..its her fault
beth illyse 77 (3:17:58 AM): but you have to calm down
beth illyse 77 (3:17:59 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:01 AM): ok good
beth illyse 77 (3:18:04 AM): maybe she got him too excited
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:04 AM): just had to make sure thats the case
PatrickFnBateman (3:18:09 AM): that's why there's nothing wrong with some casual dates with girls that you might not like that much. Practice
PatrickFnBateman (3:18:20 AM): and to be calm fo the ones that you'll actually like
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:22 AM): yeah the worst thing a girl can do is say no
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:49 AM): there are some times where ill be out with friends, and i will just go up to a girl just to tell her i think shes beautiful, and most of the time, i say that and just walk away because i get no reaction
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:50 AM): i dont care
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:53 AM): one time it will work
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:57 AM): and i will get that gal
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:03 AM): i dont go back feeling dejected and like a loser
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:07 AM): just gotta try
PatrickFnBateman (3:19:11 AM): him and fbd were talking about how they hate fucking random girls and how they want a girlfriend. That's great. We all do, but if you just sit and wait for the perfect one, she'll probably be scared away because you're a freak who's too eager
beth illyse 77 (3:19:30 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:34 AM): yeah that is true
beth illyse 77 (3:19:39 AM): that was exactly it i think
PatrickFnBateman (3:19:48 AM): that's because we share a brain
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:57 AM): creepy
beth illyse 77 (3:20:02 AM): very
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:13 AM): i will admit that when i meet a girl and hang out with a girl and hook up with a girl that i really would like to have as my girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:21 AM): i will do things tha ti probably shouldnt
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:25 AM): like take things seriously way too fast
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:28 AM): but thats all i knew how to do
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:40 AM): its hard to change when thats all youve had, like when youa re so use dto something, you think is the right way
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:43 AM): and you have to find out its not
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:45 AM): its not simple
beth illyse 77 (3:21:41 AM): you do jump right in
PatrickFnBateman (3:21:41 AM): that's why you go with a bunch of people. He says he wants a girlfriend, but how does he even know what he wants until he starts going out with people (even if he's way too good for them)?
PatrickFnBateman (3:22:08 AM): but when I find someone I really like, I get swept up too. I think most people do
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:14 AM): yeah anyone would
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:21 AM): heartless people dont
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:25 AM): (people like keyser)
PatrickFnBateman (3:22:42 AM): as an aside, Kesyer pasted nearly our entire chat, but not my barb against Sleeper and that vexes me
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:14 AM): haha vexes
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:38 AM): yeah people wont even read a SIR O post, but theyll read that chat
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:43 AM): good logic you dumb italian
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:03 AM): gonzo will read every single word
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:09 AM): ...whats his deal
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:18 AM): ive never met him, please describehim to me in the way only you can
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:29 AM): slightly mocking him while showing a minimal amount of respect for things he has said, please.
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:36 AM): he looks like high pitch eric
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:49 AM): exactly like high pitch eric
The Clear sTuFF (3:25:10 AM): oh man
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:20 AM): to the point that when I mentioned it on the board, he stopped posting for like a month. he was really upset about it. I didn't think he would be. He's a dead ringer for him
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:23 AM): not quite as big.
The Clear sTuFF (3:25:32 AM): ouchies
beth illyse 77 (3:25:43 AM): who is?
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:52 AM): but he's about the same in real life as on the board. Talked a lot. Loud and funny. Good guy
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:55 AM): Gonzo
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:06 AM): perfect description, thanks.
beth illyse 77 (3:26:14 AM): hmm
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:14 AM): did you hang out with gomez?
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:19 AM): nope.
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:27 AM): i have not met many people from the board
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:40 AM): I met Gonzo, HedCold, Sleeper, Joobies, Goatweed, CRX, and Crack
beth illyse 77 (3:26:49 AM): i was gonna go out that night
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:51 AM): one night only appearance last year
beth illyse 77 (3:26:58 AM): but i really dont hang out when trish & eric are around
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:04 AM): i have met....hybrid,sleeper, justjon
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:09 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:09 AM): and Alkey and Silera. Forgot about them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:10 AM): and FTL
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:16 AM): and i was in the presnece of more
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:19 AM): at the softball game
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:21 AM): Alkey and Silera were awesome. I loved them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:23 AM): but i didnt intereat with them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:26 AM): interact also
beth illyse 77 (3:27:37 AM): i missed hanging out with them saturday at georges
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:39 AM): i was shy and slightly creeped out
beth illyse 77 (3:27:41 AM): i never made it over there
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:49 AM): at the fact that i was hanging out with a bunch of people from
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:50 AM): the internet
beth illyse 77 (3:27:51 AM): i miss arelis
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:51 AM): I didn't really like Crack and CRX.
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:55 AM): i miss arliss also
beth illyse 77 (3:27:56 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:57 AM): CRX is kind of errie
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:57 AM): i miss talking to her
beth illyse 77 (3:28:00 AM): i can't be around them
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:02 AM): what happened to her?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:05 AM): its not good
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:08 AM): she fell off a cliff, shes dead
beth illyse 77 (3:28:10 AM): arelis moved to jersey
beth illyse 77 (3:28:12 AM): she's working more
beth illyse 77 (3:28:19 AM): trying to fix up her new place
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:22 AM): what's not good?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:23 AM): keep the kids in order
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:28 AM): still with alkey?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:28 AM): she's so busy
beth illyse 77 (3:28:30 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:34 AM): yeah are they still together
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:36 AM): i never want to ask patrick
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:38 AM): why can't you be around them?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:45 AM): my "relationship" with eric is not good
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:55 AM): oh, with crack and british chick
beth illyse 77 (3:29:00 AM): cause he got a little too creepy & touchy feely with me one night
PatrickFnBateman (3:29:03 AM): Oh, I thought you were talking about Alkey and Silera
beth illyse 77 (3:29:09 AM): no no
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:17 AM): beth illyse 77 were you at the softball game
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:19 AM): i dont even know
beth illyse 77 (3:29:21 AM): i love arelis & think alkey is hysterical
beth illyse 77 (3:29:28 AM): i just wish he would stop molesting me
beth illyse 77 (3:29:34 AM): though
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:37 AM): it took me 3 years to figure out that arelis was silera backwards
beth illyse 77 (3:29:39 AM): he has'nt tried in a long time
PatrickFnBateman (3:29:46 AM): Him and CRX didn't really talk much. They just kind of lurked
beth illyse 77 (3:29:52 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:00 AM): Alkey molests you? or Crack molests you?
beth illyse 77 (3:30:04 AM): hmm
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:08 AM): both
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:13 AM): you're confusing me
beth illyse 77 (3:30:13 AM): alkey has grabbed my boobs in a joking way
beth illyse 77 (3:30:15 AM): which i didn't like
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:19 AM): eric in a creepy way?
beth illyse 77 (3:30:25 AM): eric was really creepy
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:25 AM): oh you jew
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:28 AM): youre such a jew
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:30 AM): they are just tits
beth illyse 77 (3:30:30 AM): really really creepy
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:31 AM): christ
beth illyse 77 (3:30:36 AM): no
beth illyse 77 (3:30:37 AM): they are mine
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:43 AM): haha i think its creepy that suzie stalked galt
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:46 AM): they are jorges, actually
beth illyse 77 (3:30:48 AM): yes
beth illyse 77 (3:30:50 AM): that is true
beth illyse 77 (3:30:55 AM): he can play
beth illyse 77 (3:30:57 AM): no one else
beth illyse 77 (3:30:58 AM): yeah
beth illyse 77 (3:31:04 AM): but eric got really really weird
PatrickFnBateman (3:31:08 AM): she kept asking me if I wanted to meet for lunch and drinks and I kept blowing her off.
beth illyse 77 (3:31:11 AM): he was really fucked up on something one night at bar 9
beth illyse 77 (3:31:19 AM): we used to hang out
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:20 AM): suzie was HORRIFIC looking
beth illyse 77 (3:31:26 AM): but that night i was like wow i can't be around him anymore
beth illyse 77 (3:31:27 AM): ever again
PatrickFnBateman (3:31:44 AM): Hedcold was cool, just kind of sat off to the side. He talked if people came up to him and was fine, but didn't search anything out.
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:55 AM): is joobies hot?
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:59 AM): i seen a picture of her before
PatrickFnBateman (3:32:01 AM): Joobies is real smart, very plain janish though. I don't know why everyone swoons over her
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:09 AM): shes really cool to talk to
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:11 AM): so hes lucky for that
beth illyse 77 (3:32:36 AM): probably cause shes' not freakish like most internet chicks
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:39 AM): thats true
PatrickFnBateman (3:32:40 AM): Me and her talked for a while about a bunch of stuff. I'd love to have that. The only real good conversationalist I've dated was also a cunt
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:02 AM): the best conversations i have, are with an internet chick
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:05 AM): with MissE
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:13 AM): thats the most amazing girl to ever have existed
PatrickFnBateman (3:33:14 AM): Sleeper is really meek. I was shocked. He's so much more confortable online than in actual society
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:28 AM): yah but hes not like that once he gets comfortable with you
PatrickFnBateman (3:33:50 AM): and I don't remember a damn thing about Goatweed. Just that he was there.
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:59 AM): hahaha and he has a child and hits on crx still
The Clear sTuFF (3:34:07 AM): which is amazing
PatrickFnBateman (3:34:52 AM): Crack seemed like a good looking guy. I don't know why he was with CRX who is a fat dumpy pig.
The Clear sTuFF (3:34:58 AM): ahahahahahhahaah
PatrickFnBateman (3:35:03 AM): maybe a nice girl. I don't know. Just being superficial
The Clear sTuFF (3:35:17 AM): i think i saw her at the softball game and i had the same exact opinion
The Clear sTuFF (3:35:58 AM): thank god youve never met me, so you cant talk about me like that
PatrickFnBateman (3:36:38 AM): I actually might have burned a bridge this past weekend saying something similar
The Clear sTuFF (3:36:46 AM): with who
PatrickFnBateman (3:37:12 AM): I hang out with this group of girls all the time. Like 10 girls, with probably 3 or 4 being real core friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:37:41 AM): I was at a party at one of their apartments this weekend, and my brother couldn't come because he was sick. I was hoping for this one amazingly hot girl to be there who I haven't seen in 6 months. She didn't show up
PatrickFnBateman (3:38:03 AM): she I sent my brother a text that said "no britney. all ugly chicks. Lisa is way fat"
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:16 AM): hahaha oh man
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:23 AM): wow wow wee wow
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:30 AM): this cant end well
PatrickFnBateman (3:38:33 AM): This girl Lisa is a girl I'm friends with. She's awesome, but she's got a fat ass. She does. So what
PatrickFnBateman (3:39:02 AM): and I didn't really mean that all the girls were "ugly" just that it's all the same girls that he already knew so he wasn't missing anything. It was as text. I can't really expound fully
The Clear sTuFF (3:39:02 AM): im sure its obvious to everone, even her, i agree, who cares
PatrickFnBateman (3:39:44 AM): Later, the girl who I'm best friends with needed to make a call and didn't have her phone, so I gave her mine, didn't think anything about it. She was snooping around and read my text messages. She saw that and flipped out
PatrickFnBateman (3:40:25 AM): she got all quiet and depressed and talking about how she can't believe I said that about her friends. about her friends. her friends, oh my god, blah blah. this is bad.
The Clear sTuFF (3:40:47 AM): UGH
The Clear sTuFF (3:40:51 AM): I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK THROUGH MY PHONE
PatrickFnBateman (3:40:56 AM): then basically, we can't hang out anymore. We were all going out on New Years and that's off. It's like because of that, I'm out of the circle
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:12 AM): I don't think it was really that bad. But she does. Oh well
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:24 AM): So now, I have no job, no girlfriend, and my circle of friends now hates me.
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:31 AM): I hate my life and am going to kill myself
beth illyse 77 (3:41:44 AM): wow
beth illyse 77 (3:41:45 AM): so sad
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:49 AM): wow that is bad
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:52 AM): if it makes you feel any better
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:56 AM): ive been home since friday, from school
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:57 AM): i tdoesn't
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:59 AM): none of my friends are home
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:07 AM): the highlight of my week has been a SHOT I GOT IN MY FUCKING FACE
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:21 AM): i had no cell phone since friday, i didnt have internet from friday to monday
PatrickFnBateman (3:42:24 AM): you got shot in the face?
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:30 AM): a shot
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:31 AM): a needle
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:32 AM): in my face
beth illyse 77 (3:42:34 AM): see if we really did share a brain like i think we do then you would just be like fuck it all & move on
beth illyse 77 (3:42:35 AM): yeah
beth illyse 77 (3:42:37 AM): that is so nasty
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:12 AM): as opposed to actually killing myself?
beth illyse 77 (3:43:18 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:25 AM): could be worst
beth illyse 77 (3:43:26 AM): dont you know suicide is for the weak
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:28 AM): you could be kesyer
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:29 AM): Gee, I think I might just move on as opposed to actually ending my life
beth illyse 77 (3:43:32 AM): you are better than that
beth illyse 77 (3:43:35 AM): see
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:37 AM): you convinced me
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:41 AM): you saved the day!
beth illyse 77 (3:43:43 AM): much better off
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:50 AM): because I was SERIOUSLY considering it
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:54 AM): like totally
beth illyse 77 (3:44:00 AM): oh i know
beth illyse 77 (3:44:02 AM): i was so worried
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:08 AM): oh why dont you two just fuck
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:09 AM): god
beth illyse 77 (3:44:11 AM): really
beth illyse 77 (3:44:14 AM): i almost cried
PatrickFnBateman (3:44:32 AM): she got a man
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:49 AM): whats her man got to do with you?
beth illyse 77 (3:44:51 AM): true
beth illyse 77 (3:44:56 AM): & the respect would be gone
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:01 AM): damn that was a good song back in the day
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:10 AM): herman ain't me
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:28 AM): I threw that set up out there not knowing if either of you would get it
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:39 AM): which set up
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:42 AM): the got a man?
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:46 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:52 AM): cmon man, that was easy
beth illyse 77 (3:45:54 AM): he got it
beth illyse 77 (3:46:03 AM): i'm not tryin' ta hear that see
PatrickFnBateman (3:46:05 AM): dude, you were like 10 when it came out
The Clear sTuFF (3:46:16 AM): yeah i was but i listened to lots of darkie music
The Clear sTuFF (3:46:30 AM): im obsessed with ghetto culture
PatrickFnBateman (3:46:51 AM): i should go to sleep. I have to wake up in 8 hours to drive 5 hours to cape cod
The Clear sTuFF (3:47:01 AM): i should as well i have....yeah nothing to do tomorrow.
beth illyse 77 (3:47:01 AM): he's where i get all my hip hop downloads from
beth illyse 77 (3:47:06 AM): i have nothing either
beth illyse 77 (3:47:09 AM): no work this week
PatrickFnBateman (3:47:27 AM): can you believe that when I was at Bernstein, I was waking up 90 minutes from now?
beth illyse 77 (3:47:36 AM): that blows
The Clear sTuFF (3:47:38 AM): what?!?!
beth illyse 77 (3:47:41 AM): i never had to be at work before 1
beth illyse 77 (3:47:50 AM): my dad gets up at 4:30 for work
beth illyse 77 (3:47:54 AM): just cause he wants to now
beth illyse 77 (3:48:05 AM): he doens't even open the office anymore but he's used to it
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:06 AM): up at 5:15, in the office as 6, leave the office between 8-9 PM
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:06 AM): 515 you would wake up?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:12 AM): UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGh
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:24 AM): that was training
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:26 AM): in the office at 6?!?!?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:31 AM): christ
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:52 AM): out of training, you're in the office at about 6:45, out at about 5:00 and make half a million dollars a year
PatrickFnBateman (3:49:16 AM): but I hated the job. Didn't feel like sticking around to reap the rewards. I've just become undriven and lazy
beth illyse 77 (3:49:31 AM): i'm not surprised you left at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:33 AM): so youre gonna get a job at a burger place
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:37 AM): just like spacey
beth illyse 77 (3:49:40 AM): especially with that whole pay thing
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:42 AM): basically
beth illyse 77 (3:49:53 AM): you are better off being happy than walking into work pissed off everyday
beth illyse 77 (3:49:55 AM): i did that for a while
beth illyse 77 (3:49:59 AM): i was going nuts
PatrickFnBateman (3:50:09 AM): I hate sales, and will never do it again
beth illyse 77 (3:50:27 AM): thats what i say about working in a physical therapy clinic
beth illyse 77 (3:50:29 AM): i will never
beth illyse 77 (3:50:36 AM): unless i own it as the head doctor
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:41 AM): i will never do something unless i enjoy it
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:43 AM): work realted
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:44 AM): related
PatrickFnBateman (3:50:46 AM): yes you will
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:47 AM): nope
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:48 AM): never
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:01 AM): you don't know what you hate until you do it
The Clear sTuFF (3:51:09 AM): well i mean if i hate it, i will leave
beth illyse 77 (3:51:21 AM): i only lasted 8 months
The Clear sTuFF (3:51:22 AM): im sure its youth and ignorance speaking right now
beth illyse 77 (3:51:23 AM): i had to leave
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:28 AM): I loved sales when I started, but it got repetitive and tedious so I just quit
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:36 AM): people can't believe that I up and quit
PatrickFnBateman (3:52:00 AM): it's a great line when interviewing. Which is surprising, because what else do people answer when they are interviewing?
PatrickFnBateman (3:52:18 AM): why did you leave XYZ company? They fired me because they thought I was incompetant?
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:40 AM): its like when you break up with a girl and its a mutual breakup
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:46 AM): noone will believe that you just left
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:51 AM): they will think theres something else that occured
The Clear sTuFF (3:53:32 AM): ok im going to sleep
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PatrickFnBateman (3:53:39 AM): yeah me too.
beth illyse 77 (3:53:41 AM): night
PatrickFnBateman (3:53:45 AM): i love you
beth illyse 77 (3:53:48 AM): i know
(3:53:49 AM) PatrickFnBateman has left the room.
(3:55:47 AM) beth illyse 77 has left the room.
(4:05:01 AM) DRAG0NKill has entered the room.
(4:05:04 AM) DRAG0NKill has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:42 AM): bentley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:45 AM): is that in boston?
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:48 AM): Waltham
fbdlingfrg (2:27:48 AM): rutgers has its own STD
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:53 AM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:56 AM): you went there?
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:02 AM): yup
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:05 AM): all those scumbag massholes come to mission hill to party
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:07 AM): and Babson
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:08 AM): i hate massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:09 AM): i really do
thekmanredux (2:28:12 AM): haha massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:12 AM): i REALLY HATE massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:17 AM): they all dress the same
thekmanredux (2:28:21 AM): i lvoe the boston lingo
fbdlingfrg (2:28:23 AM): my school is full of massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:27 AM): cargo pants, cross trainer shoes, and striped collared shirts
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:34 AM): all of them
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:35 AM): the same
fbdlingfrg (2:28:36 AM): collard shirts, popped
thekmanredux (2:28:37 AM): i hate people who dress preppy
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:38 AM): see cuz it's "mass" like Massachusetts and "asshole" and you can put them together for a really bad burn!
fbdlingfrg (2:28:39 AM): always popped
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:45 AM): THEY ARE KNOWN AS MASSHOLES
thekmanredux (2:28:51 AM): fucking massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:53 AM): they call cigerettes, burners
SoupSoupAD (2:28:59 AM): grinders
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:02 AM): they pretend to be irish
fbdlingfrg (2:29:02 AM): and water fountains "bubblers"
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:03 AM): even if they arent
thekmanredux (2:29:04 AM): go do some coke with pedro, massholes
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:05 AM): I wore flannels and t-shirts in college. Another reason I never got laid
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:16 AM): I had no style
thekmanredux (2:29:20 AM): i still dont
SoupSoupAD (2:29:30 AM): i wore flannels and tshirts in junior high
thekmanredux (2:29:33 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:38 AM): i didnt shower every day until high school
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:39 AM): who calls them grinders and bubblers? I never heard that in Boston
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:44 AM): I did hear "wicked" way too much
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:45 AM): yeah those terms arent used in boston
SoupSoupAD (2:29:46 AM): hogies and grinders
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:48 AM): made me want to kill people
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:54 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:54 AM): wicked
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:56 AM): BLEH
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:06 AM): also red sox fans who chant YANKEES SUCK at world series parades
SoupSoupAD (2:30:11 AM): maroons
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:19 AM): that's actually pretty funny
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:25 AM): no it was depressing
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:27 AM): who does that
SoupSoupAD (2:30:30 AM): thats sad
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:36 AM): then people not laughing when i make a joke about the girl that got shot in the eye
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:47 AM): really?
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:50 AM): so lame
SoupSoupAD (2:30:54 AM): giving the yankees the satisfaction that they still are so deep in their psyche
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:56 AM): yeah just awkward silence and evil stares
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:57 AM): people have no comedy bone
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:13 AM): and can ONE FUCKING PIZZA PLACE BE RUN BY A FUCKING ITALIAN
SoupSoupAD (2:31:16 AM): how wackbagesque
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:16 AM): instead of those fucking greeks
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:18 AM): jesus christ
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:26 AM): it's funny when you're in a bar and the whole bar starts chanting "yankees suck"
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:36 AM): you should be used to that in New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:41 AM): yeah thats true, its funny everywhere, except at a WORLD SERIES PARADE
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:42 AM): Newbury Pizza is run by italians
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:46 AM): yeah that place is great
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:47 AM): it really is
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:49 AM): but they dont deliver
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:52 AM): to schools
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:11 AM): that place is a godsend
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:12 AM): in New York, every single person in teh food services industry is either a chink or a spick
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:13 AM): that's it
thekmanredux (2:32:21 AM): middle easterners
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:25 AM): spic pizza is better than greek pizza
SoupSoupAD (2:32:26 AM): you think the mets have any shot at beltran?
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:27 AM): The place near the Alley is really good
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:41 AM): they know college kids will eat pizza even if it is shit
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:48 AM): it's a hole in the wall right accross from the Wang Center
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:48 AM): so why spend money on ingredients that make it taste good
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:59 AM): i depend on WING-IT for most of my food
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:02 AM): its a god send
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:08 AM): clever name
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:16 AM): ITS SO GOOD
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:21 AM): Just go to Papa Ginos
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:26 AM): that's all you should eat
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:40 AM): ahhaha no
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:45 AM): i go to dangelos
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:45 AM): a lot
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:47 AM): best pizza in the world
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:49 AM): we have one in our student center
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:58 AM): dangelos steak and cheese
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:58 AM): mmm
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:59 AM): so good
thekmanredux (2:34:09 AM): matt, have you hcecked your wackbag PMs!
The Clear sTuFF (2:34:12 AM): why is subway so popular, they MICROWAVE your food
The Clear sTuFF (2:34:20 AM): no reply sir.
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:23 AM): I hooked up with the girl who's dad started D'angelos. I had no idea until after she had left and I didn't bother getting her number
thekmanredux (2:34:23 AM): damn :-(
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:36 AM): because it's a sub shop that's quick
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:50 AM): Diangelos in New York would be a windfall
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:04 AM): it really would be
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:14 AM): why don't they put it in New York? no idea. Just like why don't they have Tastey DLite in Boston? Would be huge.
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:26 AM): oooo thats a good one
thekmanredux (2:35:26 AM): is d'angelos a pizza place
thekmanredux (2:35:32 AM): why would NYC need a chain pizza place
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:34 AM): damn that is a good idea galt!!
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:35 AM): Do they finally have an Ikea in Boston yet?
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:38 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:42 AM): and theres no friendlys in the city
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:45 AM): no fuddruckers
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:46 AM): Diangelos is a sub shop
thekmanredux (2:35:48 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:52 AM): awesome food.
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:55 AM): OH MY GOD A TASTI DLITE
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:57 AM): hOLY SHIT
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:58 AM): reallly healthy
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:00 AM): IM GONNA BE RICH
thekmanredux (2:36:04 AM): tasti dlite is nothing special
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:04 AM): ER
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:08 AM): GIRLS LOVE IT
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:10 AM): THEY CREAM OVER IT
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:11 AM): talk to Pepsi since they own it
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:14 AM): I love it
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:21 AM): Tastey is fucking great
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:23 AM): pepsi owns tastey?
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:44 AM): dangelos in the city would be great
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:46 AM): it would do huge
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:47 AM): Ever been to Chunky's in New Hampshire? There should be one of those in Boston and New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:54 AM): no but i have read about chunkys
thekmanredux (2:36:58 AM): who goes to new hampshire
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:02 AM): great idea. Why no one has made it happen is baffling.
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:03 AM): is it the place that shows movies and give you food?
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:07 AM): like at tables?
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:09 AM): Yeah, it's awesome
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:12 AM): and beer too
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:12 AM): yeah i read about tha tplace
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:15 AM): and deserts
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:18 AM): it makes no sense why these places are in boston
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:18 AM): it's fucking great.
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:27 AM): WHY ISNT THERE A TOYS R US IN BOSTON
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:37 AM): an amazing date place
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:39 AM): theres now a coldstone creamery
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:42 AM): in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:44 AM): thats cool
thekmanredux (2:37:49 AM): ok since this conversation is getting boring, im going to bed
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:56 AM): isn't there a Toys R us in Copley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:59 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:00 AM): there isnt
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:01 AM): i wish!!!
thekmanredux (2:38:02 AM): goodnight
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:10 AM): no friendlys
PatrickFnBateman (2:38:13 AM): we could talk about how you are going to die alone?
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The Clear sTuFF (2:38:16 AM): i want a fucking fribble god dammit
SoupSoupAD (2:38:20 AM): coldstone is awesome
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:23 AM): coldstone is great
SoupSoupAD (2:38:41 AM): PatrickFnBateman (2:38:13 AM): we could talk about how you are going to die alone?
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:48 AM): hahah that was an amazing way to end it
SoupSoupAD (2:38:59 AM): he signed off a second after
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:02 AM): seriously though. D'Angelos in New York. would be amazing
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:10 AM): it really would be amazing beyond belief
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:19 AM): i hate coming home and not being able to eat it
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:27 AM): is there an Ikea up there yeat?
SoupSoupAD (2:39:28 AM): whats so great about it?
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:31 AM): another billion dollar idea
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:31 AM): um not that i know of
SoupSoupAD (2:39:43 AM): i never ate there, tho ive been to boston at least a dozen times
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:51 AM): its a sub place
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:53 AM): but its just so good
SoupSoupAD (2:39:54 AM): and?
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:55 AM): SO GOOD
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:56 AM): fucking ridiculous. Biggest concentration of college students in the country, yet no Ikea. Fucking retards
SoupSoupAD (2:39:56 AM): why?
SoupSoupAD (2:40:11 AM): whats so good about it?
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:13 AM): it's like subway except they cook everything there.
SoupSoupAD (2:40:19 AM): like quiznos?
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:19 AM): yeah they dont nuke everything
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:20 AM): great ingredients
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:21 AM): its grilled
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:25 AM): just tastes great
SoupSoupAD (2:40:33 AM): like quiznos?
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:40 AM): another place that's awesome in Boston. Fire+Ice.
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:42 AM): theres a ikea opening in Stoughton
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:52 AM): i dont know how far away that is
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:52 AM): put one of those in New York. Holy shit.
PatrickFnBateman (2:41:11 AM): not anything like quiznos or any sub shop in New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:41:18 AM): yeah dangelos is one of a kind greatness
The Clear sTuFF (2:41:37 AM): i dont know where stoughton is
PatrickFnBateman (2:41:44 AM): You say what you want, they take out the raw meat and cook it right there
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:15 AM): then grill in the vegetables. I'm a Chicken Stir Fry fan myself
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:18 AM): yeah if they started to use flavored bread, they would dominate subway worldwide
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:25 AM): i am a plain steak and cheese guy.
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:28 AM): it just takes too long
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:35 AM): i went to get one
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:38 AM): at subway
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:39 AM): a steak and cheese
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:44 AM): and they put peppers and onions in it
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:48 AM): subway is 2 minutes, Dangelos is 10-15
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:54 AM): I DIDNT ASK FOR NO PEPPERS AND ONIONS
SoupSoupAD (2:43:03 AM): wow that sounds amazing
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:05 AM): anyone who eats subway meat is retarded
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:15 AM): i ate at subway for the first time in september
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:16 AM): in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:21 AM): and when the guy put the steak
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:23 AM): in the MICROWAVE
SoupSoupAD (2:43:24 AM): telll that to quickstop
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:25 AM): i almost vomited
fbdlingfrg (2:43:25 AM): but you can lose weight eating subway...
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:34 AM): if you have aides
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:52 AM): I would just like to say that I'm listenting to Norah Jones right now
SoupSoupAD (2:43:53 AM): subway sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:00 AM): its ok i was listening to kelly clarkson
SoupSoupAD (2:44:05 AM): faggots
PatrickFnBateman (2:44:06 AM): I'm mentally older than Arpi
fbdlingfrg (2:44:10 AM): norah jones does a nice song on that ray charles duet CD
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:23 AM): ok the new kelly clarkson song is AMAZING
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:27 AM): so unless uve heard it
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:28 AM): dont hate
SoupSoupAD (2:44:28 AM): im listening to the shins
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:33 AM): hahah the shins blow
SoupSoupAD (2:44:40 AM): wha eva
PatrickFnBateman (2:44:43 AM): I have about 50 songs from Norah Jones, The Sundays, Alicia Keys, and Christina Aguilera
fbdlingfrg (2:44:45 AM): shins do suck a lot
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:56 AM): i have a lot of fag stuff on my ipod
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:57 AM): i dont care
SoupSoupAD (2:44:57 AM): i dig them
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:05 AM): do you like the killers
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:08 AM): i like their new song
SoupSoupAD (2:45:14 AM): i do like them
fbdlingfrg (2:45:14 AM): all the things i've done is great
fbdlingfrg (2:45:19 AM): their first song sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:22 AM): and wow, O and A played a mashup of Oasis and the new Green day song
SoupSoupAD (2:45:31 AM): how can you hate on the shins? theyre on sub pop
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:35 AM): they suck
fbdlingfrg (2:45:37 AM): all the things that i've done is the new sigle, right?
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fbdlingfrg (2:46:10 AM): a friend of mine sent it to me a few months ago...not sure if its the one getting airplay
The Clear sTuFF (2:46:27 AM): damn they are so good
beth illyse 77 (2:46:57 AM): damn, i'm so sorry i was watching a movie & was not a part of this conversation
PatrickFnBateman (2:47:07 AM): D'Angelo Franchising Corporation recently announced plans to add 400 new shops in the next five years. D'Angelo Sandwich Shops, with more than 200 locations, is seeking qualified individuals and companies interested in multi-unit growth. Immediate opportunities in DE, FL, GA, KY, MD, NC, NY, NJ, OH, PA, SC, TN, VA and WV.
SoupSoupAD (2:47:08 AM): you missed so much
fbdlingfrg (2:47:12 AM): she IS here...
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:16 AM): oh man
beth illyse 77 (2:47:16 AM): no no
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:20 AM): i want to do it
beth illyse 77 (2:47:21 AM): i was trying to catch up
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:26 AM): open up a dangelos
beth illyse 77 (2:47:29 AM): i was about 30 minutes behind when you started to lose me
PatrickFnBateman (2:47:31 AM): what did you see?
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:41 AM): my father and grandfather insist that franchising is not worth it
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:43 AM): but they are crazy jews
beth illyse 77 (2:47:49 AM): i dunno
fbdlingfrg (2:47:52 AM): all jews are crazy
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:04 AM): you don't know what movie you were watching 15 minutes ago?
beth illyse 77 (2:48:05 AM): jorge clicked yes to chat by accident when he was talking to danielle whenever the invite popped up
beth illyse 77 (2:48:10 AM): oh
beth illyse 77 (2:48:10 AM): dreamcatcher
beth illyse 77 (2:48:17 AM): i thought you said what did i see that you all said
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:18 AM): ugh
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:41 AM): such a cheesy movie
beth illyse 77 (2:48:59 AM): i thought it was pretty funny that tom seizmore was the only sane one in the whole movie
PatrickFnBateman (2:49:09 AM): aside from Shawshank, has any Steven King movie not been horribly cheesy?
beth illyse 77 (2:49:19 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:49:20 AM): his new book is good!
beth illyse 77 (2:49:21 AM): they are all bad
fbdlingfrg (2:49:22 AM): nope
beth illyse 77 (2:49:32 AM): & i'm horrified that the aliens come out of your ass
fbdlingfrg (2:49:52 AM): shawshank is such an incredible movie
The Clear sTuFF (2:49:58 AM): whatever, do you agree that keyser always tries to bring up sex?
fbdlingfrg (2:50:03 AM): i need the dvd version
SoupSoupAD (2:50:14 AM): i just found out the limit for posts is 76800 characters
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:34 AM): i watched shawshank this summer with that girl i was with, i fell asleep, when i woke up she was watching the movie and scratching my back.
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:37 AM): just another reason i miss her.
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:44 AM):
fbdlingfrg (2:50:48 AM): awwwwwww
fbdlingfrg (2:51:01 AM): thats so sweet
beth illyse 77 (2:51:06 AM): yes
beth illyse 77 (2:51:07 AM): he does
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:30 AM): she's a whore and a cunt. Convince yourself of that (even if it's not true) and your life will be easier
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:38 AM): i know shes a cunt
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:46 AM): and a whore?
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:50 AM): basically
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:50 AM): she cheated on you.
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:56 AM): yes i know this is definitely true
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:00 AM): move on. There are other girls
fbdlingfrg (2:52:03 AM): i fucked her once
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:03 AM): BUT I NEED TO HEAR THAT IT WASNT SOMETHING THAT ID ID
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:06 AM): THAT LED HER TO DO THIS
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:13 AM): why?
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:16 AM): BECAUSE THATS HOW I AM
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:28 AM): its frustrating
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:35 AM): who gives a shit what the reason it?
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:38 AM): me
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:46 AM): well, fair point
fbdlingfrg (2:53:02 AM): thats a pretty important person for some people
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:12 AM): i need to know that she is crazy and that it wasnt me
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:26 AM): i also miss her vagina
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:35 AM): and id very much like to make a romance inside of her
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:37 AM): again
PatrickFnBateman (2:53:52 AM): with liquid explosion?
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:00 AM): all down her mouth
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:06 AM): grip pull grip pull
PatrickFnBateman (2:54:10 AM): you miss getting laid more than you miss her
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:12 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:14 AM): i get laid
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:25 AM): i miss the time i spent with her, like quality time
PatrickFnBateman (2:54:28 AM): Hmm, then you should just propose to her and call her bluff
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:36 AM): thats true, i will
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:39 AM): good advice
fbdlingfrg (2:54:45 AM): its been a long week of finals...i need sleep
fbdlingfrg (2:54:47 AM): i'm out
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:53 AM): see ya
(2:54:55 AM) fbdlingfrg has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (2:55:16 AM): i talked to beth illlllllllllyse about this girl, back when i thought i would never have a chance with her
beth illyse 77 (2:55:56 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:08 AM): one day ill find out
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:12 AM): maybe after i bang her sister
beth illyse 77 (2:56:12 AM): he was always shocked that she wanted him
beth illyse 77 (2:56:20 AM): & really blissfully happy
beth illyse 77 (2:56:24 AM): until she went nutty
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:28 AM): yeah she went crazy alright
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:40 AM): cock crazy
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:57 AM): galt do you believe the phrase "once a cheater, always a cheater"
PatrickFnBateman (2:57:17 AM): yup
beth illyse 77 (2:57:26 AM): i'm not sure how i feel about that
The Clear sTuFF (2:57:33 AM): i think so also, she had cheated on boys she had been with in the past, but shed never had a serious boyfriend
beth illyse 77 (2:57:38 AM): though i have always had a wandering eye that was dangerous
The Clear sTuFF (2:57:41 AM): but i knew deep inside she was going to cheat on me
PatrickFnBateman (2:57:53 AM): maybe not "always", but unless you're talking about 10 years later, I don't think people learn lessons much quicker than that
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:04 AM): i just think that as an 18 year old, she was not in control of things she was doing
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:09 AM): and did things without thinking of consequence
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:11 AM): as an 18 year old should
beth illyse 77 (2:58:14 AM): youngens
PatrickFnBateman (2:58:14 AM): I have never. Not once. Never ever ever cheated on anyone
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:21 AM): neither have i
beth illyse 77 (2:58:31 AM): i did the whole "we were on a break" thing
beth illyse 77 (2:58:34 AM): but it never felt right
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:42 AM): when i was on a break, i got head back like2 years ago and i felt horrific after it
beth illyse 77 (2:58:51 AM): all i did was kiss someone
beth illyse 77 (2:58:54 AM): i felt like shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:07 AM): having sex with someone i despise is probably the most empty feeling ive ever had
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:15 AM): Why I broke up with my recent ex, why I broke up with a girl a few years ago -- because they had cheated, then I broke up with someone last year because I wanted to cheat.
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:27 AM): i have felt worst after sex, even good sex, than i did when my father left my mom.
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:37 AM): my brother's ex wife also cheated. She came back with her tail between her legs and he wanted none of it.
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:45 AM): cheaters are the worst
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:52 AM): so i completely agree with the theory
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:56 AM): they think they can get away with it also
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:58 AM): why would anyone have sex with anyone they despise? How do you even get thatc lose?
PatrickFnBateman (3:00:00 AM): close
beth illyse 77 (3:00:06 AM): i would never
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:10 AM): physically attraction?
beth illyse 77 (3:00:11 AM): i dunno how people do that
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:27 AM): i kno the girl that i have sex with sometimes when im home...i hate her
beth illyse 77 (3:00:27 AM): no matter how hot someoene is
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:30 AM): but she always calls me to have sex
beth illyse 77 (3:00:30 AM): if i dont like them
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:33 AM): and if im not doing anything
beth illyse 77 (3:00:34 AM): or like their personality
beth illyse 77 (3:00:38 AM): they are disgusting to me
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:40 AM): during thanksgiving break
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:42 AM): she called mea t 4am
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:44 AM): 4 AM
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:48 AM): to see if we could hang out
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:52 AM): then wouldnt come up to my apartment
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:59 AM): made me drive her car, so she could give me head while i drove
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:06 AM): and then had me park so she could finish me off in the backseat
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:07 AM): at 4am
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:12 AM): this is the worst girl in the world
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:15 AM): WORST
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:23 AM): not worth it at all.
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:32 AM): it was a good feeling for 15minutes
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:32 AM): but
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:34 AM): why bang someone you hate?
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:36 AM): i felt horrific afterwards
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:40 AM): jesus, I sound like Sleeper.
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:44 AM): i think i do it because she really really wants me
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:46 AM): like so bad
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:49 AM): and loves doing this to me
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:58 AM): I'm all up for casual sex, but if you can't stand her, I'd rather just beat off
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:15 AM): i cant stand her personality wise, but she is crazy in bed
beth illyse 77 (3:02:28 AM): they crazy ones always are great in bed
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:33 AM): so during sex its great, but then theres another girl i have casual sex with occaisionally who i do enjoy spending time with personally
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:36 AM): but i cant date, because shes old
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:39 AM): so
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:39 AM): yeah, that's true
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:41 AM): it gets weird
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:43 AM): how old is old?
beth illyse 77 (3:02:46 AM): but you have to deal with the nuttyness outside which is weird
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:48 AM): 36
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:52 AM): holy shit.
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:02 AM): you're 21
beth illyse 77 (3:03:04 AM): & she wore porno shoes for him
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:07 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:09 AM): im 21
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:17 AM): I've never nailed anyone that old
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:35 AM): does she need lube to fuck?
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:35 AM): shes not liek super hot
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:37 AM): no
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:38 AM): are her pubics gray?
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:39 AM): def not
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:41 AM): nope
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:42 AM): not at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:47 AM): shes my aunts best friend
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:49 AM): my moms good friend
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:55 AM): oh, that's so nasty
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:58 AM): its so great
beth illyse 77 (3:04:01 AM): ha ha
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:06 AM): that's two degrees of seperation from your mom
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:11 AM): so
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:23 AM): you are having sex with your mom
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:27 AM): no im defnitely not
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:31 AM): same age
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:36 AM): same group of friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:38 AM): same interestes
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:45 AM): they probably share sex tips
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:46 AM): no they dont have the same group of friends
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:51 AM): shes friends with my mom because she cuts my moms hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:53 AM): and my hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:56 AM): and my sisters hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:58 AM): and she sucks my dick
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:03 AM): that nasty shit she does is probably learned from your mom
beth illyse 77 (3:05:07 AM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:07 AM): no not at all
beth illyse 77 (3:05:11 AM): thanks for that line
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:26 AM): what do you think they talk about when they get their hair cut?
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:32 AM): beth'll tell you
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:40 AM): not that, its like a super high pricey salon thing
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:44 AM): not like some family bonds bullshit
beth illyse 77 (3:06:06 AM): chicks are just as bad as guys
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:07 AM): all they do is talk about sex. She talks to your mom about this young guy she's banging and your mother gives her tips on things to do and she does them to you
beth illyse 77 (3:06:10 AM): some might be worse
beth illyse 77 (3:06:14 AM): too much detail
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:14 AM): no, my mom knows im banging her
beth illyse 77 (3:06:18 AM): i know too much about my friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:20 AM): so basically your mom is blowing you
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:24 AM): they do not talk about that stuff
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:25 AM): trust me
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:40 AM): if my mom sucks dick as good as this girl does, then my stepdad is a lucky man i assume.
beth illyse 77 (3:06:47 AM): wow
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:49 AM): she's probably on the same cycle as your mom.
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:56 AM): yeah except my mom doesnt get her period anymore
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:00 AM): but almost
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:05 AM): So when your girlfriend is on the rag, blood is seeping out of your moms box
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:10 AM): nope
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:25 AM): do you think they've done a threesome with your step dad?
beth illyse 77 (3:07:27 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:31 AM): no they arent friends like that
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:35 AM): sure they aren't
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:42 AM): youre just amazed by this arent you
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:50 AM): I bet your mom's clit is pierced
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:50 AM): probably as amazed as i am
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:58 AM): it might be she has a pierced belly button
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:07 AM): oh definiately
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:14 AM): yeah my mom definitely gets TORN UP
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:28 AM): if she has a tattoo on the small of her back, she's a dirty whore
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:34 AM): she doesnt
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:44 AM): it's not mandatory
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:45 AM): the 36 year old is a dirty whore
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:50 AM): she has been in porn
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:07 AM): its a niiiiiiiice
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:08 AM): i liike
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:09 AM): I would rather abstain from sex forever than fuck any of my mother's friends
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:17 AM): they arent like friends like hang out and talk on the phone
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:22 AM): they are friends because she does my moms hair
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:24 AM): I want to download her movies.
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:25 AM): she sees her once a month
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:33 AM): it was cheap amateur shit
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:40 AM): Of course, my mom is nearly 55 so that doesn't translate well
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:48 AM): my mom is 52
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:52 AM): this gal is 36
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:00 AM): and ive wanted her since i was 13
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:08 AM): but you hate her.
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:13 AM): I don't understand this
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:18 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:20 AM): i dont hate her
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:22 AM): i hate another girl
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:35 AM): i have casual sex with 2 girls, one i enjoy spending time with but cant be in a realtionship with beacuse of age
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:44 AM): and the other whom i enjoy sexually ONLY, and despise personality wise
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:50 AM): I didn't realize you were such a player
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:53 AM): im not
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:03 AM): at all
PatrickFnBateman (3:11:11 AM): I am currently making romance with exactly zero females
PatrickFnBateman (3:11:14 AM): you have two
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:23 AM): they arent HOT
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:38 AM): they are like 6 or 7's physically, im sure it wouldnt be a difficult task for you to find a 6
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:57 AM): one day i will reach my goal of finding a classless italian or puerto rican ghetto slob.
PatrickFnBateman (3:12:12 AM): I love for some reason people think I'm like brad pitt with the ladies
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:23 AM): you dont have to be brad pitt to get a 6
beth illyse 77 (3:12:25 AM): you need to visit me at work
beth illyse 77 (3:12:28 AM): you would die
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:33 AM): yeah i would
PatrickFnBateman (3:12:49 AM): where do you work?
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:58 AM): a place filled with trashy girls
beth illyse 77 (3:13:06 AM): one of the schools i work at is a city community college
PatrickFnBateman (3:13:07 AM): strip club?
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:10 AM): ask them if they would mind going on vacation to someplace nice
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:15 AM): with a jew they would have to have sex with
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:16 AM): a few times
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:21 AM): if one of them says ok, im game
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:29 AM): i just need to experience one so i can get it out of my system
beth illyse 77 (3:13:30 AM): at the end of the year some of the softball girls got upset cause they coudln't wear jersey dresses to the awards dinner
PatrickFnBateman (3:13:37 AM): yeah, we're going to find a girl for sleeper to take on vacation with his 30k a year windfall
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:45 AM): THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:55 AM): ...but i was talking about me
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:56 AM): but fine
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:59 AM): whatever, thats cool too.
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:05 AM): he needs to set specific goals and specific milestones to get there
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:10 AM): it's the only way anything will happen
beth illyse 77 (3:14:15 AM): i've seen him with lush in person
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:15 AM): and he needs to stop listening to KEYSER
beth illyse 77 (3:14:24 AM): its quite the site
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:24 AM): ok no board girls, she obviously fucked him up in the head!
beth illyse 77 (3:14:26 AM): sight
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:28 AM): so way to go with that one!
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:40 AM): that wasn't a joke?
beth illyse 77 (3:14:48 AM): not at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:09 AM): id ask what happened, but id have to say its probably all her fault and shes your friend so i wont do that
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:12 AM): speaking of that, what ever happened to Suzie. I stopped using AOL becuase she wouldn't leave me alone.
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:22 AM): what happened?
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:23 AM): but besides the shyness, he is an awesome kid
beth illyse 77 (3:15:25 AM): they never messed around or anything though
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:26 AM): I'm sure it wasn't Sleeper's fault
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:31 AM): it definitely wasnt sleepers fault
beth illyse 77 (3:15:33 AM): but he can be really smooth
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:34 AM): because he is awesome
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:38 AM): yeah i know
beth illyse 77 (3:15:39 AM): suzie lives in the city now i heard
beth illyse 77 (3:15:40 AM): i think
beth illyse 77 (3:15:45 AM): george helped her move
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:45 AM): i talk to him all the time, he says the funniest shit ever
beth illyse 77 (3:15:53 AM): i dont have her name on my buddy list so she can't see me
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:58 AM): ive hung out with him hes great, there are girls out there that would love him.
beth illyse 77 (3:15:59 AM): he does
beth illyse 77 (3:16:01 AM): he is funny
beth illyse 77 (3:16:06 AM): i know she thinks hes funny
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:06 AM): so what is wrong with your fucking friend!??!!?
PatrickFnBateman (3:16:15 AM): why is she a cunt?
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:17 AM): YEAH
beth illyse 77 (3:16:18 AM): he just might have liked her a little too much
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:21 AM): oh god
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:24 AM): WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:35 AM): obviously if someone shows some interest in a guy, they are going to like them a lot
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:51 AM): hes no keyser, ok he cant just play it KEWL
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:53 AM): I HATE GIRLS
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:02 AM): DONT FUCK WITH MY PAL DENNIS, BITCHES
PatrickFnBateman (3:17:20 AM): of course that's going to happen. If someone shows interest in a guy who's got 25 years of semen built up, he's going to be appear desperately interested
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:29 AM): yes, basically.
beth illyse 77 (3:17:34 AM): that was the problem
beth illyse 77 (3:17:37 AM): you can't be too eager
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:43 AM): ANY GUY WOULD BE
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:45 AM): IN THAT SITUATION
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:46 AM): christ
beth illyse 77 (3:17:48 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:54 AM): so basically..its her fault
beth illyse 77 (3:17:58 AM): but you have to calm down
beth illyse 77 (3:17:59 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:01 AM): ok good
beth illyse 77 (3:18:04 AM): maybe she got him too excited
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:04 AM): just had to make sure thats the case
PatrickFnBateman (3:18:09 AM): that's why there's nothing wrong with some casual dates with girls that you might not like that much. Practice
PatrickFnBateman (3:18:20 AM): and to be calm fo the ones that you'll actually like
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:22 AM): yeah the worst thing a girl can do is say no
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:49 AM): there are some times where ill be out with friends, and i will just go up to a girl just to tell her i think shes beautiful, and most of the time, i say that and just walk away because i get no reaction
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:50 AM): i dont care
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:53 AM): one time it will work
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:57 AM): and i will get that gal
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:03 AM): i dont go back feeling dejected and like a loser
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:07 AM): just gotta try
PatrickFnBateman (3:19:11 AM): him and fbd were talking about how they hate fucking random girls and how they want a girlfriend. That's great. We all do, but if you just sit and wait for the perfect one, she'll probably be scared away because you're a freak who's too eager
beth illyse 77 (3:19:30 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:34 AM): yeah that is true
beth illyse 77 (3:19:39 AM): that was exactly it i think
PatrickFnBateman (3:19:48 AM): that's because we share a brain
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:57 AM): creepy
beth illyse 77 (3:20:02 AM): very
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:13 AM): i will admit that when i meet a girl and hang out with a girl and hook up with a girl that i really would like to have as my girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:21 AM): i will do things tha ti probably shouldnt
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:25 AM): like take things seriously way too fast
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:28 AM): but thats all i knew how to do
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:40 AM): its hard to change when thats all youve had, like when youa re so use dto something, you think is the right way
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:43 AM): and you have to find out its not
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:45 AM): its not simple
beth illyse 77 (3:21:41 AM): you do jump right in
PatrickFnBateman (3:21:41 AM): that's why you go with a bunch of people. He says he wants a girlfriend, but how does he even know what he wants until he starts going out with people (even if he's way too good for them)?
PatrickFnBateman (3:22:08 AM): but when I find someone I really like, I get swept up too. I think most people do
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:14 AM): yeah anyone would
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:21 AM): heartless people dont
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:25 AM): (people like keyser)
PatrickFnBateman (3:22:42 AM): as an aside, Kesyer pasted nearly our entire chat, but not my barb against Sleeper and that vexes me
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:14 AM): haha vexes
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:38 AM): yeah people wont even read a SIR O post, but theyll read that chat
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:43 AM): good logic you dumb italian
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:03 AM): gonzo will read every single word
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:09 AM): ...whats his deal
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:18 AM): ive never met him, please describehim to me in the way only you can
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:29 AM): slightly mocking him while showing a minimal amount of respect for things he has said, please.
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:36 AM): he looks like high pitch eric
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:49 AM): exactly like high pitch eric
The Clear sTuFF (3:25:10 AM): oh man
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:20 AM): to the point that when I mentioned it on the board, he stopped posting for like a month. he was really upset about it. I didn't think he would be. He's a dead ringer for him
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:23 AM): not quite as big.
The Clear sTuFF (3:25:32 AM): ouchies
beth illyse 77 (3:25:43 AM): who is?
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:52 AM): but he's about the same in real life as on the board. Talked a lot. Loud and funny. Good guy
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:55 AM): Gonzo
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:06 AM): perfect description, thanks.
beth illyse 77 (3:26:14 AM): hmm
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:14 AM): did you hang out with gomez?
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:19 AM): nope.
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:27 AM): i have not met many people from the board
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:40 AM): I met Gonzo, HedCold, Sleeper, Joobies, Goatweed, CRX, and Crack
beth illyse 77 (3:26:49 AM): i was gonna go out that night
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:51 AM): one night only appearance last year
beth illyse 77 (3:26:58 AM): but i really dont hang out when trish & eric are around
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:04 AM): i have met....hybrid,sleeper, justjon
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:09 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:09 AM): and Alkey and Silera. Forgot about them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:10 AM): and FTL
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:16 AM): and i was in the presnece of more
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:19 AM): at the softball game
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:21 AM): Alkey and Silera were awesome. I loved them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:23 AM): but i didnt intereat with them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:26 AM): interact also
beth illyse 77 (3:27:37 AM): i missed hanging out with them saturday at georges
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:39 AM): i was shy and slightly creeped out
beth illyse 77 (3:27:41 AM): i never made it over there
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:49 AM): at the fact that i was hanging out with a bunch of people from
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:50 AM): the internet
beth illyse 77 (3:27:51 AM): i miss arelis
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:51 AM): I didn't really like Crack and CRX.
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:55 AM): i miss arliss also
beth illyse 77 (3:27:56 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:57 AM): CRX is kind of errie
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:57 AM): i miss talking to her
beth illyse 77 (3:28:00 AM): i can't be around them
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:02 AM): what happened to her?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:05 AM): its not good
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:08 AM): she fell off a cliff, shes dead
beth illyse 77 (3:28:10 AM): arelis moved to jersey
beth illyse 77 (3:28:12 AM): she's working more
beth illyse 77 (3:28:19 AM): trying to fix up her new place
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:22 AM): what's not good?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:23 AM): keep the kids in order
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:28 AM): still with alkey?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:28 AM): she's so busy
beth illyse 77 (3:28:30 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:34 AM): yeah are they still together
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:36 AM): i never want to ask patrick
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:38 AM): why can't you be around them?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:45 AM): my "relationship" with eric is not good
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:55 AM): oh, with crack and british chick
beth illyse 77 (3:29:00 AM): cause he got a little too creepy & touchy feely with me one night
PatrickFnBateman (3:29:03 AM): Oh, I thought you were talking about Alkey and Silera
beth illyse 77 (3:29:09 AM): no no
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:17 AM): beth illyse 77 were you at the softball game
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:19 AM): i dont even know
beth illyse 77 (3:29:21 AM): i love arelis & think alkey is hysterical
beth illyse 77 (3:29:28 AM): i just wish he would stop molesting me
beth illyse 77 (3:29:34 AM): though
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:37 AM): it took me 3 years to figure out that arelis was silera backwards
beth illyse 77 (3:29:39 AM): he has'nt tried in a long time
PatrickFnBateman (3:29:46 AM): Him and CRX didn't really talk much. They just kind of lurked
beth illyse 77 (3:29:52 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:00 AM): Alkey molests you? or Crack molests you?
beth illyse 77 (3:30:04 AM): hmm
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:08 AM): both
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:13 AM): you're confusing me
beth illyse 77 (3:30:13 AM): alkey has grabbed my boobs in a joking way
beth illyse 77 (3:30:15 AM): which i didn't like
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:19 AM): eric in a creepy way?
beth illyse 77 (3:30:25 AM): eric was really creepy
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:25 AM): oh you jew
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:28 AM): youre such a jew
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:30 AM): they are just tits
beth illyse 77 (3:30:30 AM): really really creepy
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:31 AM): christ
beth illyse 77 (3:30:36 AM): no
beth illyse 77 (3:30:37 AM): they are mine
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:43 AM): haha i think its creepy that suzie stalked galt
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:46 AM): they are jorges, actually
beth illyse 77 (3:30:48 AM): yes
beth illyse 77 (3:30:50 AM): that is true
beth illyse 77 (3:30:55 AM): he can play
beth illyse 77 (3:30:57 AM): no one else
beth illyse 77 (3:30:58 AM): yeah
beth illyse 77 (3:31:04 AM): but eric got really really weird
PatrickFnBateman (3:31:08 AM): she kept asking me if I wanted to meet for lunch and drinks and I kept blowing her off.
beth illyse 77 (3:31:11 AM): he was really fucked up on something one night at bar 9
beth illyse 77 (3:31:19 AM): we used to hang out
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:20 AM): suzie was HORRIFIC looking
beth illyse 77 (3:31:26 AM): but that night i was like wow i can't be around him anymore
beth illyse 77 (3:31:27 AM): ever again
PatrickFnBateman (3:31:44 AM): Hedcold was cool, just kind of sat off to the side. He talked if people came up to him and was fine, but didn't search anything out.
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:55 AM): is joobies hot?
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:59 AM): i seen a picture of her before
PatrickFnBateman (3:32:01 AM): Joobies is real smart, very plain janish though. I don't know why everyone swoons over her
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:09 AM): shes really cool to talk to
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:11 AM): so hes lucky for that
beth illyse 77 (3:32:36 AM): probably cause shes' not freakish like most internet chicks
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:39 AM): thats true
PatrickFnBateman (3:32:40 AM): Me and her talked for a while about a bunch of stuff. I'd love to have that. The only real good conversationalist I've dated was also a cunt
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:02 AM): the best conversations i have, are with an internet chick
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:05 AM): with MissE
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:13 AM): thats the most amazing girl to ever have existed
PatrickFnBateman (3:33:14 AM): Sleeper is really meek. I was shocked. He's so much more confortable online than in actual society
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:28 AM): yah but hes not like that once he gets comfortable with you
PatrickFnBateman (3:33:50 AM): and I don't remember a damn thing about Goatweed. Just that he was there.
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:59 AM): hahaha and he has a child and hits on crx still
The Clear sTuFF (3:34:07 AM): which is amazing
PatrickFnBateman (3:34:52 AM): Crack seemed like a good looking guy. I don't know why he was with CRX who is a fat dumpy pig.
The Clear sTuFF (3:34:58 AM): ahahahahahhahaah
PatrickFnBateman (3:35:03 AM): maybe a nice girl. I don't know. Just being superficial
The Clear sTuFF (3:35:17 AM): i think i saw her at the softball game and i had the same exact opinion
The Clear sTuFF (3:35:58 AM): thank god youve never met me, so you cant talk about me like that
PatrickFnBateman (3:36:38 AM): I actually might have burned a bridge this past weekend saying something similar
The Clear sTuFF (3:36:46 AM): with who
PatrickFnBateman (3:37:12 AM): I hang out with this group of girls all the time. Like 10 girls, with probably 3 or 4 being real core friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:37:41 AM): I was at a party at one of their apartments this weekend, and my brother couldn't come because he was sick. I was hoping for this one amazingly hot girl to be there who I haven't seen in 6 months. She didn't show up
PatrickFnBateman (3:38:03 AM): she I sent my brother a text that said "no britney. all ugly chicks. Lisa is way fat"
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:16 AM): hahaha oh man
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:23 AM): wow wow wee wow
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:30 AM): this cant end well
PatrickFnBateman (3:38:33 AM): This girl Lisa is a girl I'm friends with. She's awesome, but she's got a fat ass. She does. So what
PatrickFnBateman (3:39:02 AM): and I didn't really mean that all the girls were "ugly" just that it's all the same girls that he already knew so he wasn't missing anything. It was as text. I can't really expound fully
The Clear sTuFF (3:39:02 AM): im sure its obvious to everone, even her, i agree, who cares
PatrickFnBateman (3:39:44 AM): Later, the girl who I'm best friends with needed to make a call and didn't have her phone, so I gave her mine, didn't think anything about it. She was snooping around and read my text messages. She saw that and flipped out
PatrickFnBateman (3:40:25 AM): she got all quiet and depressed and talking about how she can't believe I said that about her friends. about her friends. her friends, oh my god, blah blah. this is bad.
The Clear sTuFF (3:40:47 AM): UGH
The Clear sTuFF (3:40:51 AM): I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK THROUGH MY PHONE
PatrickFnBateman (3:40:56 AM): then basically, we can't hang out anymore. We were all going out on New Years and that's off. It's like because of that, I'm out of the circle
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:12 AM): I don't think it was really that bad. But she does. Oh well
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:24 AM): So now, I have no job, no girlfriend, and my circle of friends now hates me.
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:31 AM): I hate my life and am going to kill myself
beth illyse 77 (3:41:44 AM): wow
beth illyse 77 (3:41:45 AM): so sad
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:49 AM): wow that is bad
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:52 AM): if it makes you feel any better
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:56 AM): ive been home since friday, from school
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:57 AM): i tdoesn't
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:59 AM): none of my friends are home
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:07 AM): the highlight of my week has been a SHOT I GOT IN MY FUCKING FACE
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:21 AM): i had no cell phone since friday, i didnt have internet from friday to monday
PatrickFnBateman (3:42:24 AM): you got shot in the face?
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:30 AM): a shot
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:31 AM): a needle
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:32 AM): in my face
beth illyse 77 (3:42:34 AM): see if we really did share a brain like i think we do then you would just be like fuck it all & move on
beth illyse 77 (3:42:35 AM): yeah
beth illyse 77 (3:42:37 AM): that is so nasty
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:12 AM): as opposed to actually killing myself?
beth illyse 77 (3:43:18 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:25 AM): could be worst
beth illyse 77 (3:43:26 AM): dont you know suicide is for the weak
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:28 AM): you could be kesyer
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:29 AM): Gee, I think I might just move on as opposed to actually ending my life
beth illyse 77 (3:43:32 AM): you are better than that
beth illyse 77 (3:43:35 AM): see
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:37 AM): you convinced me
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:41 AM): you saved the day!
beth illyse 77 (3:43:43 AM): much better off
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:50 AM): because I was SERIOUSLY considering it
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:54 AM): like totally
beth illyse 77 (3:44:00 AM): oh i know
beth illyse 77 (3:44:02 AM): i was so worried
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:08 AM): oh why dont you two just fuck
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:09 AM): god
beth illyse 77 (3:44:11 AM): really
beth illyse 77 (3:44:14 AM): i almost cried
PatrickFnBateman (3:44:32 AM): she got a man
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:49 AM): whats her man got to do with you?
beth illyse 77 (3:44:51 AM): true
beth illyse 77 (3:44:56 AM): & the respect would be gone
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:01 AM): damn that was a good song back in the day
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:10 AM): herman ain't me
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:28 AM): I threw that set up out there not knowing if either of you would get it
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:39 AM): which set up
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:42 AM): the got a man?
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:46 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:52 AM): cmon man, that was easy
beth illyse 77 (3:45:54 AM): he got it
beth illyse 77 (3:46:03 AM): i'm not tryin' ta hear that see
PatrickFnBateman (3:46:05 AM): dude, you were like 10 when it came out
The Clear sTuFF (3:46:16 AM): yeah i was but i listened to lots of darkie music
The Clear sTuFF (3:46:30 AM): im obsessed with ghetto culture
PatrickFnBateman (3:46:51 AM): i should go to sleep. I have to wake up in 8 hours to drive 5 hours to cape cod
The Clear sTuFF (3:47:01 AM): i should as well i have....yeah nothing to do tomorrow.
beth illyse 77 (3:47:01 AM): he's where i get all my hip hop downloads from
beth illyse 77 (3:47:06 AM): i have nothing either
beth illyse 77 (3:47:09 AM): no work this week
PatrickFnBateman (3:47:27 AM): can you believe that when I was at Bernstein, I was waking up 90 minutes from now?
beth illyse 77 (3:47:36 AM): that blows
The Clear sTuFF (3:47:38 AM): what?!?!
beth illyse 77 (3:47:41 AM): i never had to be at work before 1
beth illyse 77 (3:47:50 AM): my dad gets up at 4:30 for work
beth illyse 77 (3:47:54 AM): just cause he wants to now
beth illyse 77 (3:48:05 AM): he doens't even open the office anymore but he's used to it
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:06 AM): up at 5:15, in the office as 6, leave the office between 8-9 PM
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:06 AM): 515 you would wake up?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:12 AM): UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGh
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:24 AM): that was training
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:26 AM): in the office at 6?!?!?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:31 AM): christ
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:52 AM): out of training, you're in the office at about 6:45, out at about 5:00 and make half a million dollars a year
PatrickFnBateman (3:49:16 AM): but I hated the job. Didn't feel like sticking around to reap the rewards. I've just become undriven and lazy
beth illyse 77 (3:49:31 AM): i'm not surprised you left at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:33 AM): so youre gonna get a job at a burger place
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:37 AM): just like spacey
beth illyse 77 (3:49:40 AM): especially with that whole pay thing
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:42 AM): basically
beth illyse 77 (3:49:53 AM): you are better off being happy than walking into work pissed off everyday
beth illyse 77 (3:49:55 AM): i did that for a while
beth illyse 77 (3:49:59 AM): i was going nuts
PatrickFnBateman (3:50:09 AM): I hate sales, and will never do it again
beth illyse 77 (3:50:27 AM): thats what i say about working in a physical therapy clinic
beth illyse 77 (3:50:29 AM): i will never
beth illyse 77 (3:50:36 AM): unless i own it as the head doctor
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:41 AM): i will never do something unless i enjoy it
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:43 AM): work realted
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:44 AM): related
PatrickFnBateman (3:50:46 AM): yes you will
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:47 AM): nope
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:48 AM): never
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:01 AM): you don't know what you hate until you do it
The Clear sTuFF (3:51:09 AM): well i mean if i hate it, i will leave
beth illyse 77 (3:51:21 AM): i only lasted 8 months
The Clear sTuFF (3:51:22 AM): im sure its youth and ignorance speaking right now
beth illyse 77 (3:51:23 AM): i had to leave
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:28 AM): I loved sales when I started, but it got repetitive and tedious so I just quit
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:36 AM): people can't believe that I up and quit
PatrickFnBateman (3:52:00 AM): it's a great line when interviewing. Which is surprising, because what else do people answer when they are interviewing?
PatrickFnBateman (3:52:18 AM): why did you leave XYZ company? They fired me because they thought I was incompetant?
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:40 AM): its like when you break up with a girl and its a mutual breakup
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:46 AM): noone will believe that you just left
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:51 AM): they will think theres something else that occured
The Clear sTuFF (3:53:32 AM): ok im going to sleep
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PatrickFnBateman (3:53:39 AM): yeah me too.
beth illyse 77 (3:53:41 AM): night
PatrickFnBateman (3:53:45 AM): i love you
beth illyse 77 (3:53:48 AM): i know
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