12-30-2004, 04:32 PM
You cum in your mouth and swallow it. You have admitted it and so we'll just move on.
The proper position on the toilet is to sit in a reverse cowgirl position. This does present a problem if you have one of of those toilet seats shaped like a horeshoe. Unfortunately I would say that precludes you from performing this task properly and I would recommending not living in that apartment/house, or acquiring a new toilet. Unless you are fat, this is quite an easy task
For added sanity, you might want to lay some toilet paper on the back of the seat covering the gap between the lid and the seat.
You can lube up, spit, whatever and just go to town. You have perfect balance and your testicles are quite conviniently displayed for toggling. You can lean forward shifting your weight more toward your knees and make it available to stick a finger up your ass if that's your pleasure.
In the shower is where you have that awkwardness of how you are going to stand -- not over the toilet. The thing is 1 foot wide and so you can't spread your legs out. I can't have all the water over me because then I can't get the proper friction going, and as I have already mentioned, it hurts. Soap gets inside the urethra and stings. Finally to make masturbating as enjoyable as possible you need some lube or spit or moisturizer and in the shower it gets washed right off. I guess you can use conditioner, but then it stings like a bastard.
The sock is gross. Unless you have a separate airtight container just for your cum socks. Also, as you cum, you have to stick your dick into the opening of the sock preventing yoursel from handling the tip right at the moment of climax and the split second afterwards -- that's the key moment. And I'm sorry, if I had some responsibility of jamming my dick into a sock or a pile of tissues, it would just not be as enjoyable.
The toilet is without competition the most sanitary AND the most enjoyable spot that exists.
The proper position on the toilet is to sit in a reverse cowgirl position. This does present a problem if you have one of of those toilet seats shaped like a horeshoe. Unfortunately I would say that precludes you from performing this task properly and I would recommending not living in that apartment/house, or acquiring a new toilet. Unless you are fat, this is quite an easy task
For added sanity, you might want to lay some toilet paper on the back of the seat covering the gap between the lid and the seat.
You can lube up, spit, whatever and just go to town. You have perfect balance and your testicles are quite conviniently displayed for toggling. You can lean forward shifting your weight more toward your knees and make it available to stick a finger up your ass if that's your pleasure.
In the shower is where you have that awkwardness of how you are going to stand -- not over the toilet. The thing is 1 foot wide and so you can't spread your legs out. I can't have all the water over me because then I can't get the proper friction going, and as I have already mentioned, it hurts. Soap gets inside the urethra and stings. Finally to make masturbating as enjoyable as possible you need some lube or spit or moisturizer and in the shower it gets washed right off. I guess you can use conditioner, but then it stings like a bastard.
The sock is gross. Unless you have a separate airtight container just for your cum socks. Also, as you cum, you have to stick your dick into the opening of the sock preventing yoursel from handling the tip right at the moment of climax and the split second afterwards -- that's the key moment. And I'm sorry, if I had some responsibility of jamming my dick into a sock or a pile of tissues, it would just not be as enjoyable.
The toilet is without competition the most sanitary AND the most enjoyable spot that exists.