01-02-2005, 06:44 AM
One time this chick jerked my friend off, then she wanted to jerk me off. I told her to use her other hand, her right hand was infected with friend-semen. She said she was no good with her left hand, so I said whatever, I'll just jerk myself off later after everybody goes home.
She then tried to grab my arm with her right hand, but I saw it coming. Later on that night, she did manage to touch me with her cum-soaked paw (she caught me off guard).
Amazingly, I didn't spontaneously combust, so I said fuck it, jerk me the fuck off. And she did.
And I'm still not gay, even after probably having come in indirect contact with another man's semen. Moral of the story: I cum in my own hand, and wash it down the sink. That, or a paper towel. Bloody Anus' sock idea would work if I had my own washer & dryer, but since I live in a complex, I share a laundry room with all my neighbors who might start giving me funny looks after they see me washing a load of crusty yellow socks.
Funny looks suck, therefore my socks are sperm free.
She then tried to grab my arm with her right hand, but I saw it coming. Later on that night, she did manage to touch me with her cum-soaked paw (she caught me off guard).
Amazingly, I didn't spontaneously combust, so I said fuck it, jerk me the fuck off. And she did.
And I'm still not gay, even after probably having come in indirect contact with another man's semen. Moral of the story: I cum in my own hand, and wash it down the sink. That, or a paper towel. Bloody Anus' sock idea would work if I had my own washer & dryer, but since I live in a complex, I share a laundry room with all my neighbors who might start giving me funny looks after they see me washing a load of crusty yellow socks.
Funny looks suck, therefore my socks are sperm free.