I think I have a gambling problem

[The Jays]

When I was a lil kid, my cousin and I tried to play some draw poker using pennies as our chips. I had started to slowly take his money, and then, on one particular hand, he had put a dollar into the pot, so I called him, and beat him, so he quickly took a handful of pennies and threw them at my head.

I don't gamble much anymore.