The Reality Thread

[GonzoStyle]

If I didn't hit her last week, I probably never will.
I have put in place measures to solve the problem.
1) Her paycheck is to be deposited directly into my account.

2) She has NO ACCESS to that account.

3) I designate how much money each of us get each week.

4) We're selling her car and she's going to drive her fathers 1991 For Ranger that's several different colors.

If she even so much as rolls her eyes over any of these new rules.. I will dislocate her jaw.

You are a fuckin rock of a man, I woulda never been able to put up with that. if she fuckin breathes the wrong way though, just fuckin bust her grill completely open till she's just gushing blood.