Old people are worthless

[Keyser Soze]

This message board business will never be the same. After OA.com, the wackbag took it all over. Today it looks like Candyland. And while the kids play Opie and Anthony on XM, Fofolina and Peter Dragon drop emoticons and clapping hands on the O&A General Discussion forum. In the old days, moderators knew your name, what you posted, what you thought. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you start a thread, you're lucky if you get anything other than a bunch of kiss ass replies by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale like Gooch show up with four million conspiracy theories in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old moderator school kid is gonna want him to be nicey nice. After the Golden Agers got knocked out of your moms box, the Anthony Cumia corporation tore down practically every one of the old messageboards. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Bang parties. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still post with Gonzo, and I could still post for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?