Someone counsel me

[GonzoStyle]

I've never seen him drink a beer. Ever. I think he had a Mike's Lemonade once, but I can't remember ever seeing him drink an alcoholic beverage.

You haven't lived until you've seen Eddie drunk and throwing up in the bathroom all night.

Good times.

Nothing was creepier than your hand reaching under the stall and demanding my keys, all I wanted to do was go to sleep.

I saved your miserable fucking life.

You ingrate.

Bastard!

I woulda been fine after a little nap on the toilet.