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[GonzoStyle]

Jolie is better than Aniston. Aniston is probably about as exciting in bed as dry mulch. You think Aniston ever had a finger jammed up her ass, and a man's foreskin stuck under her fingernails...I think not. Aniston was one of the Snapple girls that came on the Howard Stern show when he had it on WOR. Nuff said. Jolie is crazy, and always looks like she's in heat.

Listen to this brilliant fucking analysis of people who you only know through the work they show on film and television. Basically, what you're saying is that Aniston is much like her character on Freinds, while Jolie is more like her characters in Gia, Hackers, Tomb Raider, and Gone in 60 Seconds.

Wow! That's about as in-depth as it can get, baby!

I didnt see him compare anything to their roles but its pretty obvious from the way they act off camera, also musta missed this tid bit from last week.

PageSix reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made so much noise during "an animalistic sex session at their Kenyan love nest" that security was sent to their villa to investigate. Quoting a Star tattler, who had the inside scoop at the luxury Alfajari Villas beach resort, the item claims that "worried guards grabbed their weapons," rushed to Pitt and Jolie's suite and "hammered furiously on the door with their clubs."

The Star report centers around a "disturbance log" entered in the resort's record at 2 a.m. on April 20. The screams reportedly came to a sudden end after security arrived at the $2,000-a-night villa, and Pitt's voice was allegedly heard saying, "Everything is cool guys. You can leave -- we're OK."