Bowling Check-In - Post here if you are going

[GonzoStyle]

I was gonna go if you went so we could be on the undercard of Laz's bout but alas you're a chump. Of course you being an emotional cripple you'll laugh it off and take the safe route of some lame old joke like that I never leave my one block radius or a fat joke, have fun though but you're still a chump.

spend an evening with a fat agoraphobic, a socially stunted thalidomide baby, and a confused teen carrying a notebook full of immature angst filled scribblings, in a bowling alley of all places.

If taking a pass on this makes me a chump, then i admit it, i am a chump. i am a big glorious chump and i roll around in a huge pit full of chumpness. i slather myself in the effluvia of chumpness and wear the ancient crown that signifies me king of all things chump. I rule over the kingdom called Chump and hold sway over its one huge chump of an inhabitant , me, the chump.

actually you wouldnt go cause you know i'd beat you to death.