I have decide to take on a great responsibility...

[Suzie]

You're just looking for an excuse to get all the hot beefcake on this board half naked swimming in your pool at night.

Shit, he's on to me!

I need to work on my tan.

This is the lightest Ive ever been in the summer time.

Just stand next to me, I'll make you look like Laz in comparison.