does your local pizza place accept credit cards?

[Jack]

what do you do if the debit machine is out of service, it happens. I'll tell you what, you look like even more of a fuckin chump cause you don't even have 3 fuckin dollars in your pocket and are now a bigger loser, if thats possible.

Actually,

This happened this morning.

I pulled into McDonalds this morning, thinking of you, and ordered a McGriddle value meal.

I get to the window, hand out my card, and the clerk says "sorry, our credit card machine is down. So your meal is on me"

Got me a free breakfast.

Dick.