11-03-2005, 04:03 PM
Keyser is compeltely right.
I have never heard my bride fart, not once. Sure, I've farted in front of her but I choose not to hear her fart. That deosn't mean she isn't allowed, we just agree that it's not right for her to fart out loud or around me. I personally have to do it, not only is it funny but I'm pretty sure I could do some big damage to my innards if I held it in.
But it doesn't say a thing about the seriousness of Keysers relationship if they choose not to fart in front of one another. If you want a real choice to test their relationship, wait until he gets her pregnent and they have to decide whether or not to abort it.
Abortion, not farting is the truest test for the strength of a relationship.
I have never heard my bride fart, not once. Sure, I've farted in front of her but I choose not to hear her fart. That deosn't mean she isn't allowed, we just agree that it's not right for her to fart out loud or around me. I personally have to do it, not only is it funny but I'm pretty sure I could do some big damage to my innards if I held it in.
But it doesn't say a thing about the seriousness of Keysers relationship if they choose not to fart in front of one another. If you want a real choice to test their relationship, wait until he gets her pregnent and they have to decide whether or not to abort it.
Abortion, not farting is the truest test for the strength of a relationship.