Maynard's musical monstrosity - The last great music game

[Sluggo]

I don't care that this is late...
<center>Tenacious D
Fuck her gently

This is a song for the Ladies.but fellas, listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard,
in fact some times that's not right to do.

Sometimes you've got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you got to squeeze,
sometimes you got to say please,
sometimes you got to hey.

I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you, gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you, discreetly

And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally"
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me, that's fuckin teamwork!

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
But then, I'm gonna fuck you Hard.Hard!

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Edited By Sluggo on Feb. 17 2002 at 8:37