01-17-2003, 01:29 PM
Abbey Road. :thumbs-up:
<div align="center">Maxwell's Silver Hammer
(Lennon/McCartney)
Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead</div>
Best solo album by McCartney is Venus & Mars (imho)
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN
Paul McCartney
WELL, I WAS TALKING LAST NIGHT,
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU, BABE,
THEY SAID:
YOU WAS INVOLVED IN A ROBBERY
THAT WAS DUE TO HAPPEN AT A QUARTER TO THREE IN THE MAIN STREET.
I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM, (I didn't believe them)
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN.
BUT WHEN THE CRIMSON DYNAMO FINALLY ASSURED ME,
WELL, I KNEW.
YOU WAS INVOLVED IN A ROBBERY
THAT WAS DUE TO HAPPEN AT A QUARTER TO THREE IN THE MAIN STREET.
SO WE WENT OUT,
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN.
AND THE CRIMSON DYNAMO CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
WE WENT TO TOWN WITH THE LIBRARY,
AND WE SWUNG ALL OVER THAT LONG, TALL BANK IN THE MAIN STREET.
WELL, THERE SHE WERE AND TO MY DESPAIR,
SHE'S A FIVE STAR CRIMINAL, BREAKING THE CODE.
DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.
MAGNETO SAID, NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GATHER OUR FORCES AND RUN.
OH NO, THIS CAN'T BE SO.
THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME, YOU COULDN'T BE BAD,
MAGNETO WAS MAD, TITANIUM TOO.
AND THE CRIMSON DYNAMO, JUST COULDN'T CUT IT NO MORE,
YOU WERE THE LAW.
OW!
WE WENT TO TOWN WITH THE LIBRARY,
AND WE SWUNG ALL OVER THAT LONG, TALL BANK IN THE MAIN STREET.
YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN.
WELL, THERE SHE WERE AND TO MY DESPAIR,
SHE'S A FIVE STAR CRIMINAL, BREAKING THE CODE.
DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.
MAGNETO SAID, NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GATHER OUR FORCES AND RUN.
OH NO, (oh no) THIS CAN'T BE SO.
THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME, YOU COULDN'T BE BAD,
MAGNETO WAS MAD, TITANIUM TOO.
AND THE CRIMSON DYNAMO, WELL, THEY JUST COULDN'T CUT IT NO MORE,
YOU WERE THE LAW.
<div align="center">Maxwell's Silver Hammer
(Lennon/McCartney)
Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead</div>
Best solo album by McCartney is Venus & Mars (imho)
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN
Paul McCartney
WELL, I WAS TALKING LAST NIGHT,
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU, BABE,
THEY SAID:
YOU WAS INVOLVED IN A ROBBERY
THAT WAS DUE TO HAPPEN AT A QUARTER TO THREE IN THE MAIN STREET.
I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM, (I didn't believe them)
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN.
BUT WHEN THE CRIMSON DYNAMO FINALLY ASSURED ME,
WELL, I KNEW.
YOU WAS INVOLVED IN A ROBBERY
THAT WAS DUE TO HAPPEN AT A QUARTER TO THREE IN THE MAIN STREET.
SO WE WENT OUT,
MAGNETO AND TITANIUM MAN.
AND THE CRIMSON DYNAMO CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
WE WENT TO TOWN WITH THE LIBRARY,
AND WE SWUNG ALL OVER THAT LONG, TALL BANK IN THE MAIN STREET.
WELL, THERE SHE WERE AND TO MY DESPAIR,
SHE'S A FIVE STAR CRIMINAL, BREAKING THE CODE.
DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.
MAGNETO SAID, NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GATHER OUR FORCES AND RUN.
OH NO, THIS CAN'T BE SO.
THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME, YOU COULDN'T BE BAD,
MAGNETO WAS MAD, TITANIUM TOO.
AND THE CRIMSON DYNAMO, JUST COULDN'T CUT IT NO MORE,
YOU WERE THE LAW.
OW!
WE WENT TO TOWN WITH THE LIBRARY,
AND WE SWUNG ALL OVER THAT LONG, TALL BANK IN THE MAIN STREET.
YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN.
WELL, THERE SHE WERE AND TO MY DESPAIR,
SHE'S A FIVE STAR CRIMINAL, BREAKING THE CODE.
DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.
MAGNETO SAID, NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GATHER OUR FORCES AND RUN.
OH NO, (oh no) THIS CAN'T BE SO.
THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME, YOU COULDN'T BE BAD,
MAGNETO WAS MAD, TITANIUM TOO.
AND THE CRIMSON DYNAMO, WELL, THEY JUST COULDN'T CUT IT NO MORE,
YOU WERE THE LAW.