01-23-2006, 10:02 PM
I was attending Mardi Gras with Fidel Castro
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet as we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar And immobalized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob and Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops
Buxom cross dressers threw fake gold coins at our feet as we discussed the fate of the revolution
Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis tried to stab us with fountain pens
Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar And immobalized the lot of them
19 tequilas later we had a deal
Havana goes back to the mob and Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops