11-16-2006, 03:54 PM
My Godfather used to send me little pet animals for birthdays and holidays, etc.
For Easter one year he sent me a box of baby chicks and i fell in love. I thought they were the most adorable little creatures i'd ever seen in my life.
I would let them out in the living room to run around and play with one another. So one day my brother's friend ran through the room and swung the backdoor open while i had my little babies out and one of them b-lined it to the door as he was slamming it shut.
SQUASH.
He murdered my baby duck...chicken...thing and then shortly after the other two chicklings perished.
I'm pretty sure i told this story before but it ties in with the dead animals theme.
For Easter one year he sent me a box of baby chicks and i fell in love. I thought they were the most adorable little creatures i'd ever seen in my life.
I would let them out in the living room to run around and play with one another. So one day my brother's friend ran through the room and swung the backdoor open while i had my little babies out and one of them b-lined it to the door as he was slamming it shut.
SQUASH.
He murdered my baby duck...chicken...thing and then shortly after the other two chicklings perished.
I'm pretty sure i told this story before but it ties in with the dead animals theme.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.