The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

Back in high school my friend arthurs parents would rent this sweet little bungalow on a lake in upstate. So one weekend his parents had to go back down to brooklyn for like a wedding or whatever and decided to let him stay up there and invite all of us up for the weekend.

So it was pretty cool for the first day, we swam in the lake, went fishing, had a camp fire at night and told stories. But in the end, there was no TV there, no radio, and we didnt have a car cause we all traveled up there together in one of the guys parents car and they just left us.

So it's 7 guys and 3 girls in a cabin, with absolutely nothing left to do but fuck and fuck around. So we start getting drunk one night, we're playing cards on the veranda and making BBQ and just doing fuckin stupid shit like "oooh man look me do this!!!" and its like not even funny but we all laugh anyway cause we're retarded.

So then we start looking for household stuff to fuck around with, then someone goes in the bathroom and jerks off into a cup and comes out and tosses it on one of the chicks and we loff and loff. Then the bitch starts complaining about it and everyones like "you should totally eat it, lick that shit off!!" She said no way, you fuckin do it!

So I dont even remember who but someone starts explaining about "cum on a cracker", which basically is a circle jerk with the premise being you sit around a cracker and jerk off on it, last guy to come has to eat the cracker....

So of course we're down, except for this one kid Matt but either way we have 6 dudes jerking off on a cracker.

Now the problem was we didnt have crackers, so we used those jewish crackers "tam tams" which are like an octagon shape and is crispy but also has all of these little open pores to suck up the cum, so double score.

So we're all jerking off and we have no tv or porn so we're trying to all really concentrate on a fantasy I guess. I got turned on by all the hard dicks around me so I came 2nd after mark martinez who was for sure gayer than me. It ended basically with James having to fuckin eat the cracker.

The last 2 left was the best part cause everyone is staring and these guys are shy as is, we fuckin stood there for 20 minutes. It was like the best beat off ever.

James didnt want to eat the cracker so we mighta let him get away with just one nibble but because he tried to punk out we held him down and not only forced the cracker into his mouth then pinched his nose shut. We then fuckin scooped every drop down his gullet.

Later on he threatened to sue us all for like rape basically, so we said we'd all plead guilty if he actually stood before his parents and explained what happened.

he didn't.