The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

oh and by the way I totally remembered a little follow up story to me and my cousin with the vibrator.

I got addicted to using a vibrator on my pee pee and my mom of course had one. She had a bed where like the head rest would actually open up and you could like put stuff in there and that is where she kept it.

So one day im in her room and vibrating my penis, then she comes home and I frantically try to pull my underwear up and hide the vibrator but I fumbled my undies and couldnt get them up in time, so I just throw the blanket over me and pretend I am sleeping.

It woulda worked had I turned the vibrator OFF!!! fuckin stupid head.

So anyway she caught me blah blah blah. but the funny aspect was like a few months later I had heard my friends brother got AIDS from having sex with whoever and I thought that I was having sex, i didnt know how you actually got aids.

So one night I am lying in bed and crying and mom walks in and is like what the fuck is wrong with you!!!

So I said I was afraid that maybe I got aids from the vibrator and she musta had this thought where I was trying to say that she had aids, cause I was basically jerking off with HER vibrator.

She totally fuckin verbally raped me that night with some of the most atrocious things ever, she degraded me so bad that I have literally blocked out everything she said.